Awwww...Rummy's Sad!

[Jack_Dawson]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=574&ncid=721&e=1&u=/nm/20041223/wl_nm/iraq_usa_rumsfeld_dc

:eyes:

[knowbody0]

1. i think he needs to be put in a stress position

[jayfish]

4. I Haven't Laughed Out...

loud from reading DU in a long time. Thnx :hi:

Jay

[JohnnyRingo]

2. He feels sorrow,huh?

"Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, responding to mounting criticism even from fellow Republicans, said Wednesday he was "truly saddened" anyone could think he was not laboring to protect U.S. combat troops. "


Not as sad as he would be to recieve a rubber stamped letter telling him his kid is dead at Xmas time.

[cliss]

3. He's "sad" all right.

Sad for himself. He's already spent many an hour thinking about his future glory, when he will be in the Encyclopedia Futurifica. Look up 'Rumsfeld, Don', and there will be a photo of his ugly self, and several paragraphs of his "service".

Old Don has already written the entry into the Encyclopedia! Just in case.

Here's what he's been thinking: (show dreamy clouds, sun parting through)

Donald J. Rumsfeld

Magnificent leader of the United States, Glorified Secretary of the Defense to President Bush II. He did many wonderful and amazing things. Under his wisdom and courageous leadership, the United States prevailed in freeing an oppressed country into newfound freedom.........here, the daydream ends.

Rumsfeld hasn't finished his epitaph because he hasn't gotten any further.

His entry may change over the next few weeks.

That's what he's crying about, not the pawns in his little chess game.

[Jack_Dawson]

5. I'm confused

"freeing an oppressed country into newfound freedom"

I dun get it. :shrug:

But overall I do think I get your point and do agree...

[SodoffBush]

6. I'm sickened

that he was ever Sec. of Def. to begin with

[Jack_Dawson]

8. Who Appointed him?

I forget...

:freak:

[SodoffBush]

13. and who will appoint his successor?

I'd still rather see Rummy axed.

[underseasurveyor]

7. The bastard isn't suffering near enough

to suit my tastes :evilgrin:

D'oh, my Karma just took a hit :evilfrown:

[Jack_Dawson]

9. Mine too

:evilgrin:

[opihimoimoi]

10. Shock and Awe Rummy is not, was not, a good choice for SOD.

Look at the results, all failures.

[donco6]

11. I almost barfed when I saw this article.

What an obvious propaganda piece.

[ernstbass]

12. Jesus is weeping

just ask O'Reilly:cry:

[iangb]

14. Rumsfeld says he, too, grieves over dead troops

However, due to his busy schedule, he uses a mechanical 'autogriever' instead of personally grieving over each death.

(courtesy of a post on Salon)

[Ladyhawk]

15. autogriever...LOL!!! n/t