Ten ways for Davis to beat Ahnuld...

[sherriftruman]

Will Durst is a nutty bastard:

Ten Suggestions to Help Gray Davis Survive The Recall

From Morphizm:
"1. Fall into a well. People love the suspense and can be counted on to follow the story of the Little Governor Who Fell Into A Well for weeks. Then after being rescued on October 6th, he can prove what a brave big boy he is by not crying. Some lip quivering and wiping his eyes with the back of his sleeve is fine.

2. Walk length of entire state naked. Hey, a guy in Britain is doing it and everybody thinks he's delightfully eccentric. Promote local industries by wearing floppy hat and fine pair of boots fashioned by local artisans." MORE...

They say satire is the currency of social dialogue. And a word to that cat who's defending Lieberman all the time: what possible good will it do the Democratic Party to have this centrist loser rip on Dean? It's only going to make him look like a whiner, since Dean came out of nowhere and destroyed him and his fund-raisers. I guess Lieberman didn't learn anything from 2000.

Bottom line: Dean is voicing the anger of a Democratic Party that is quickly rediscovering its conscience. Lieberman is one of the politicians responsible for trying to erase that conscience over the last few years. He'd better join Dean quick or else he won't get a gig in his cabinet! ;-)

[Brucey]

1. Some ideas

(Lieberman blows) Davis can win if he uses bribery, like all the successful candidates. Just promise big tax cuts, particularly to the wealthiest Californites, and hand-outs to corporations. That usually wins.

[AP]

2. Have friends on Wall St lower bond rating, forcing CA into misery

and then run as Republican pretending that you can solve the mess (without telling people that you're actually the ones creating the misery).

[mitchtv]

3. how about making sure the votes "add up" right?

the repubican thing to do. I won't tell.

[ComerPerro]

4. Ten ways to beat Arnold

With a wrench
With a bat
With a rusty pipe
With a crutch
With a Bible
With a crowbar
With a stick
With a hammer
With a human limb
With a 2x4


Any other ideas?