PatriotBoy covers the Inauguration

[scottxyz]

http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2004/12/inauguration-day-schedule.html

10:00 - Alberto Gonzalez does an interpretive dance based on his torture memos.

10:30 - Secretary of State nominee Condoleeza Rice pays tribute to her husband by reading an original poem called, "I Guess They Weren't Kidding When They Said that Bin Laden was determined to attack inside the U.S."

12:30 - Cheney Chief of Staff, Scooter Libby, betrays the names of every covert agent in the CIA and thus preempts their spouses from weakening our national resolve by embarrassing the Administration.

1:15 - Sen. Bill Frist explains Social Security reform by dissecting a cat.

http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2004/12/inauguration-day-schedule.html

[IHeart1993]

1. No wonder it's so expensive

/sarcasm off