Sumatra earthquake set off by nuclear bombs?

[thedevilinthedetails]

Ok, this is going to sound really strange - you might want to get your tin-foil hats on, but I just got off the phone with a friend who said he was talking to a friend who had a friend who was in the Navy a while back who said he was talking to a friend who is still in the Navy who said that he thought it was possible that a secret mission the Navy was sent on last week to Sumatra was too coincidental with the earthquake. He speculates that an opeartion he heard about last month "Operation Deep Sea Ballast Blast" was based upon a theoretical plan he read about in an interview with Oliver Stone in which Oliver recounts a secret plan the US Military has "at the ready" in case they need to do a big "distraction" type event after elections.

Anyway, my friend says that his friend (whose friend is friends with the guy who used to be in the Navy) told him that the US might have set off nuke devices in Sumatra to start the earthquake that caused the tidal wave in order to distract the DU'ers from finding out about the rigged vote in Ohio (and the voter supression). That's why * has been so quiet about this, he doesn't want to be in the news a whole lot since he knows that if he is in the news it might just remind the DU'ers that he is not really President.

So, don't let the death of 100,000 + people distract us from the real story at hand : vote fraud, election fraud, whatever you want to call it. The Tsunami is nothing but a distraction. The media is going to cover it like crazy and forget all about the recount in Ohio! And I bet you guys didn't even see that Kerry got an extra 714 votes in the hand recount, combined with Bush's 314 extra votes that means Kerry picked up an entire 300 votes in the recount!!! Man, the media is IGNORING that in favor of covering this staged Tsunami! Can you believe that! OMG, we need to get Olberman and Bev on this right away and make sure they cover the REAL story, not this hokey pokey Tsunami crap. I mean, come on, what could be more important? Vote fraud or the death of 100s of thousands (and millions of people homeless) accross Asia (and one Supermodel with a broken pelvis)?

Get real people...don't be distracted.

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[Oreo]

11. I confused that secret mission with...

Operation Spongebob lives in a pineapple

That's the one where the Air Force seeds the clouds and causes rain for 40 days and 40 nights. You can see where I got it mixed up.

[Stephanie]

16. Is there a Moran think tank where they dream this stuff up?

Or does Karl assign it to an intern who just passes out scripts?

[thedevilinthedetails]

27. did you mean "Moran" as in Jim Moran

http://moran.house.gov/

Or did you mean to say "moron".

If the latter is correct, then you can visit this website for more information:

http://www.whitehouse.org/

[Stephanie]

45. Somebody please post the Morans picture again

We have a jokester in the house.

*edit* Love the Xmas card at whitehouse.org, BTW!

[Stephanie]

55. Here ya go - "Moran" as in "Get A BRAIN! MORANS"

[thedevilinthedetails]

56. LOL, that's funny, I love it

[Stephanie]

57. a DU classic n/t

[hatrack]

62. A timeless classic!

I love it every time a new DUer asks for an explanation of "moran"! :hi:

[Kahutec]

48. Funny Stuff!

You got to blame God for this one!

[flyingfysh]

2. there is no evidence for this at all.

Nuclear detonations cannot be hid, and they have distinctive seismic signatures.

The tsunami is not a distraction in the US. Most people will forget about it in a few days.

[vpigrad]

32. You sure about that?

> Nuclear detonations...have distinctive seismic signatures.

How do we know that? How many nuclear bombs have been set-off in deep underwater? None?

The freepers recognized a long time ago that Indonesia was a large threat to their dictatorship. There are over 183 million muslims in Indonesia, which is by far the largest muslim poplation in the world. That's three times larger than even Iran! Indonesia was mentioned by those violent idiots as the next target after Afghanistan. They were wrong that it wasn't next, but maybe only slightly wrong? If I lived in that area of the world, I would be very afraid of another US sneak attack.

[thedevilinthedetails]

35. And did you notice that OBL had a statement out like right after?

You know OBL has been captured long ago and they keep him in a tent over in Area 51 and pop in and video him every time they need a message. Nobody realized that the message that came out the other day was really an attempt by the CIA to blame AL-Q for the Tsunami. Of course it was a rather weak attempt, but it's their MO, so what do you expect.

Good points thought vpigrad

[DrGonzoLives]

41. Ummmm

Undersea testing was conducted by the French right up until at least the mid 1980's. There is plenty of data out there to determine if it was an underwater nuke.

[satori]

39. USAF Papers-Underground nuke testing is difficult to detect

The USAF published The Counter proliferation Papers in 1999 saying that Top Secret underground Nuclear testing in a hollowed out cavern is difficult to detect.

September 1999
Warner D. Farr, LTC, U.S. Army
The Counterproliferation Papers
Future Warfare Series No. 2
USAF Counterproliferation Center
Air War College
Air University
Maxwell Air Force Base, Alabama

Underground testing in a hollowed out cavern is difficult to detect. A West Germany Army Magazine, Wehrtechnik, in June 1976, claimed that Western reports documented a 1963 underground test in the Negev. Other reports show a test at Al-Naqab, Negev in October 1966.83

A bright flash in the south Indian Ocean, observed by an American satellite on 22 September 1979, is widely believed to be a South Africa-Israel joint nuclear test. It was, according to some, the third test of a neutron bomb. The first two were hidden in clouds to fool the satellite and the third was an accident—the weather cleared.84

http://www.au.af.mil/au/awc/awcgate/cpc-pubs/farr.htm

[Ian David]

3. That's funny :)

[Atman]

4. Do we have "suckers" stamped on our foreheads?

nt

[amber dog democrat]

5. a friend who said he was talking to a friend who had a friend

is a friend indeed. not that i would believe what he/she said.

I was talking to someone who believes Ameilia Earhart changed her identity and moved to New jersey.

I guess i still believe in Leprachauns too.

[jjmalonejr]

6. Uh...yeah...right.

[meganmonkey]

7. The tsunami is MUCH more than a distraction

What the fuck are you talking about ???

:wtf:

[PaganPreacher]

8. A supermodel with a broken pelvis?

I'm on it!



The Pagan Preacher
I don't turn the other cheek....

(but I will scramble for a supermodel with a broken pelvis.)

[aquart]

9. We're so desperate to be in control.

We want to believe that nothing happens without our doing.

Once again: earthquakes are NORMAL.

[Darknyte7]

10. My goodness gracious...

My friends, friends, friends, friend?????

:tinfoilhat:

[NV Whino]

12. The nuclear tsunami theory has been debunked in several threads

But in essence you are right. Despite the tragedy of the event, don't get distracted from the election tragedy in our own country.

On edit: spelling and friends of friends of friends doesn't cut it at DU.

[bmoney07]

13. couple of things wrong with theory

1. magnitude of quake/energy released was equal to about 300 nukes.

2. if you could build a bomb with that much power would it be able sustain the water pressure to get deep enough to plant the bomb for the explosion?

3. the administration does not need to disract from Ohio because the media does not do their fucking jobs and the administration has all but ignored Ohio.

I want what you frineds(s) are smoking because is sure as shit is affecting their judgement.

:)

[The Magistrate]

53. Not Quite Right, Sir

The energies released were equivalent not to "about 300 nukes" but to several million nuclear weapons, at the least.

The idea that this event as any relation to human action is risible, and requires serious levels of ignorance and delusion to sustain. It is utterly beyond any extant human power to contrive.

[Schema Thing]

14. LOL! You had me seriously pissed for a minute! Nice work.

The sad thing is just how wry your irony really is. We've heard it all in very similar form at one time or another, and from people w/o a hint of humor!

[SueZhope]

15. a fail to see the humor in this n/t

[mongo]

17. A friend of mine has a friend that knows a guy whose

dog groomer posts bizarre bogus stories on internet message boards for fun.

[blueknight]

18. i have a friend who has a friend,

who has a first cousin who has a friend that told me
ALL FREEPERS SUCK DONKEY PENIS:spank:

[PaganPreacher]

19. "She lusted after them,....

whose penises were like those of donkeys, and whose ejaculations were like those of stallions." (Ezekiel 23:20)


Thus endeth the lesson for today.

The Pagan Preacher
I don't turn the other cheek.

[MsTryska]

52. Damn.

i had to go check Ezekiel 23 because they sure as hell didn't teach us that one in Catholic School.

i wonder if the no doubt celibate writer popped a boner whilst thinking up his metaphor.


i also wonder if that's fundie-porn.

[keepthemhonest]

21. my cousin's

friend's sister's husband's dog married a freeper that likes to suck donkey dicks

DU'ers are too intellectual for freep's to be able to pull the wool over our eyes, you'd be lucky to fool a 5 year old. I'll give you this big nichel for that little dime of yours.

[DrGonzoLives]

44. My best friend's sister's boyfriend

heard from this guy who knows this kid who once heard something about a nuke causing a tsunami.

[peacetalksforall]

20. Very clever the way Oliver Stone got targeted here.

Provide more detail about the Oliver Stone part of it to anchor any potential credibility.

The only conspiracy I'm going to follow is whether there were detection indications that were kept from the leaders of these countries. Plus, I believe I have read and I tend to give credence to something I read about those who think they can control the world and who would rather have fewer poor people to control.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

22. lock and erase this thread before it's screenshot straight onto Countdown.

Nobody's ever going to believe anything real we say if this thread's headline becomes common knowledge.

[amber dog democrat]

25. People can post what ever they want - at least once...

a screed this goofey has no credibility - and won't reflect on me.
As dumb as this is I am not a fan of censorship - as long as the post stays within the guidelines.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

37. we're waging a massive PR battle, but I'm no fan of cenorship either

so maybe I should have asked the author to graciously self-delete. I can see this crap flying straight out of Coulter's mouth.

[amber dog democrat]

49. I see your point, but just because some moron posts something

( and maybe trolls for responses ) does not mean I will ever take this person seriously. Frankly I am at a loss to imagine what man made device could ever cause tusnamis this large.... unless we taliking science fiction. Maybe the Empire's Death Star could manage it.

I have my tin foil hat near in just in case. We are being baited.

[Pithy Cherub]

23. Link?

LOL :evilgrin:

[thedevilinthedetails]

26. I would post a link, but my friend said to "trust him" n/t

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[Kahutec]

50. Who's Sick?

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[thedevilinthedetails]

58. The problem is that some people take things WAY too seriously

You are right, this post was never about conspiracy theory which should have been quite obvious from the intentionally lame attempt at making it sound conspiratorial.

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[thedevilinthedetails]

60. Yes I am trying to be funny

Sorry to irritate you :-)

Sorry if you think it's sick, but it's so typical of some people (look around the general discussion forum and you will see what I mean - people have actually discussed this with some seriousness) to think about possible conspiracies when something like this happens. And that's what I was trying to make fun of.

[Stephanie]

61. 100,000 dead is not really a joking matter

don't you think?

[thedevilinthedetails]

64. You're right it's not a joking matter n/t

[meganmonkey]

63. That's why I generally don't come into this forum

The only reason I'm here today is because this post got moved into this forum.

It's one thing to say that Janet Jackson's nipple or the Scott Peterson verdict is a bullshit distrction. But this tragedy is way too serious and dreadful to make fun of, IMHO.


:hi: see ya later

[thedevilinthedetails]

65. Agreed. No more poking fun at ourselves at the expense of the tragedy n/t

[whistle]

24. Just how many friends do your friend's friends have?

[libertypirate]

29. In the fucking voting forum...

Karl your getting sloopy. Lame try...

I have a friend who has a friend too. The reality based society requires facts, fiction that's for the freepers. Go bullshit them!

One thing Karl you want to talk Seismographs I know of one that interesting... :)

http://911research.wtc7.net/mirrors/guardian/WTC/Seismic/WTC_LDEO_KIM.htm


BTW these do match the signatures of Nukes, only because the explosions were coupled to the ground.

[bunny planet]

31. WOW!

:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat:

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[WoodrowFan]

43. nobody here believed it???

give it a few minutes, SOMEBODY will buy it.

[GoBlue]

34. Sure you did...

"I just got off the phone with a friend who said he was talking to a friend who had a friend ..."

Can't you hoaxers come up with a new routine. This one's getting booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring.

[thedevilinthedetails]

38. Can you shorten that word, I can't read words that long, I don't know how

scroll on my screen to the right

[KenCarson]

36. I thought it was "Operation Big Waves Washaway Reality"

or maybe that was just the voices in my head

[Pacifist Patriot]

40. It's ringing a bell, but I can't remember who starred in that movie.

Can someone jog my memory?

[itzamirakul]

42. You are waaaaaayyyyyyy too obvious. n/t

[KerryOn]

46. And I thought the . . .

. . . 9/11 conspiracy people were off there rocker. To draw attention away from the election fraud. Yea right..

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[Tinoire]

54. Please! Who's your dealer? Georgie's too big for his britches to sell me

Who's your dealer? Mafia Don Georgie's gotten too big for his britches since he weaseled his way into the White House to sell me nickel bags anymore.

I need a new dealer bad and yours sounds TERRIFIC!

Ah the days of Georgie selling cocaine in college... Laura and her nickel bags. Those were the good old days!

Mods, can we keep this one around? Please, please???!

[donco6]

66. Tsunami is a distraction?

Oh brother.

[LSK]

67. did Nukes set off the 1906 earthquate in SF too???

Its a NATURAL DISASTER!!!!!