Pardon my crazy "tinfoil hattish" notion re OBL and "earthquake machines,"

[Valerie5555]

but if there was any proof, he in fact owned one, maybe we all should have given Bill Clinton more credit for trying to get him. :D :) :tinfoilhat:

[Elwood P Dowd]

1. Bill Clinton's penis caused the earthquake

just like he caused 9-11 and the tanking of the dollar. He probably sold the magic penis rights to Usama, who used it to create the earthquake.

;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

[purduejake]

2. no no no, the gays caused 9-11.

:D

[Elwood P Dowd]

3. I forgot about the gays

They were in cahoots with the liberals and communists and abortionists.

[Valerie5555]

5. Not to mention the uppity feminists

eom. :D


There were also the groups such as the ACLU and Amnesty Int'l too or so according to Ayatollahs Fallwellmeini and Robertsonmeini.

[Valerie5555]

4. Thought the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL Saudi Royals with TOO much time on their

hands developed the "earthquake machine" that they sold to Osama.

[no_hypocrisy]

6. I know this is hearsay, but I heard from my friend who heard from her

client who works for the federal government that there is a project that is connected with the earthquake. A machine that is supposed to channel and then direct concentrated energy is being developed. And like in good/bad science fiction, something "went wrong", and hence the earthquake.

It sounds both believable and unbelievable. I'll wait for confirmation notwithstanding.