Wheres Cheney?

[Vanje]

Havnt heard any news of Cheney for a couple of weeks.

Is he dead?
Is he holed up safely away from light of day, with a pint of soil from his native land?

[Kansas Wyatt]

1. Planning the next..

"Terrist" attack, but he has to make it look like it didn't happen on Shrub's "watch." Well what the Hell, they've already convinced most that Shrub actually did win the election, so what difference does it make.

[Lori Price CLG]

7. OMG, I went to log in to type: 'Planning the next terrorist attack but...

...I see you posted the same line!! :)

It is *so* obvious that the Cheney terror team is busy planning the 'aftermath' of the oncoming (lab-created) bird flu pandemic. The U.S. gov't will claim it is the result of the tsunami/earthquake disaster.

Lori Price
http://www.legitgov.org/

[doc03]

2. Getting his batteries recharged.

[doc03]

19. Shedding his skin!

[idiosyncratic]

3. Not that I can stand to look at him, but I've wondered that also.

Where is he? On vacation also? :shrug:

[shanti]

4. good question

he hasn't surfaced since the election.

[Old and In the Way]

11. He only pops up every 2 years.

Think about it. From 2000-2002 he was pretty invisible...until he started his mid-term fundraising. Then he was MIA until the 2004 fundraising started in ernest.

This guy obviously is doing something, but he makes damn sure we have no idea what it is.

[shanti]

17. that's what i'm afraid of

:scared:

[proud patriot]

5. playing with a laser beam in Cleavland ?

:shrug:

[barb162]

6. 'Is he dead?' Playing Handel's Hallelujah Chorus

[donheld]

18. How soon till his "secured undisclosed location" is

[Miami Liberal]

8. Hopefully, in an unsecured disclosed location

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[elehhhhna]

15. He's having his annual autopsy.

[Dulcinea]

9. I think he's one of the undead.

So I guess he's in his coffin, waiting for nightfall.

[LiberalEsto]

10. Pint of human blood, not soil

and sleeping in a coffin, rising only after darkness falls

[Eagle_Eye]

12. He is securing a new supply of bananas for his master * n/t

[Generator]

13. On a Reptillian cotillion

Don't ask.

[Al-CIAda]

14. BOO!

No doubt giving final approval on another 'terror' attack.

[Cocoa]

16. working on tsunami relief plans with Bush

president and V.P. are right on top of it, putting their heads together, leading the world.

[Cheney Killed Bambi]

26. ROTFLMAO!

:D

[kohodog]

20. He's preparing his Pod.

2005 might not be so good for these guys.

[Kingshakabobo]

21. Too bad he wasn't sunning his fat ass in Thailand. n/t

[Cleita]

22. In Wyoming?

Is there a reason Koffi Annan was there? Perhaps trying to knock some sense into the real President of the US? Or, being chastised over calling the Iraqi war a war crime? Was there a reason Koffi didn't get back to the UN for three days after the disaster? Could it have been Dick? Is this a mystery?

Is our free, unbiased and oh so journalistic press asking questions and trying to get answers?<sarcasm> LOL

[theorist]

25. Great questions.

Annan has obviously known for a long time that speaking directly with bush** is futile. Out president's short term memory must be akin to that of the protagonist of Memento.

Cheney probably gave the call personally to up the aid effort ten fold, but it's pretty clear to me that this won't be enough. And if you think like Dick, you must realize that this is an opportunity to make ammends with the Muslim world (at least in a superficial way). The Iraq fiasco will continue as planned, and will be "peaceful" for at least another six months.

[hangloose]

23. Chewing on a baloney sandwich I hope

[Sparkly]

24. Lynn Cheney has a message of thanks to the troops showing on TV

She expresses how tough she knows it is (but not from experience of course), and how grateful everybody is to all the troops and their families, except those troops who might become Democrats and run against Republicans in which case they aren't earning their purple hearts and they're certainly not "nice" people...

[Annus Horribilis]

27. Re-Charging

He is a Borg, after all.

[Vanje]

28. Another day. Another year! Still no sign?

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