Okay, 'fess up. How many of you want to do THIS to the GWB action doll?

[LeftCoast]

[DemoVet]

1. I was tempted to.....

but before I could the doll went AWOL...

[knight_of_the_star]

2. Ahhh

So many things a magnifying glass can do to plastic...
So little time and money to do all of them...

[lcordero]

3. I wonder if they sell Hague dollhouses with it

[JohnKleeb]

4. nice one

That was great. I hear it comes a note from Daddy, that says

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
YOU ARE NOT TO INSULT OR MAKE MY BOY GEORGE TO HARD OR POTENTIALLY LIFE THREATENING WORK, DO NOT PUSH HIM TOO HARD OR WE WILL SUE YOU FOR ALL WE GOT.
GEORGE HW BUSH
FATHER OF A PROUD COWARD

[caledesi]

5. Doesn't smell like mud! I love AM.

[sweetheart]

6. I put mine in my coal stove

It stood there in the white-hot coals looking cool as a cucumber for about 1 nanosecond... and turned to a ball of flame leaving no ash.

Granted, this was after using a kitchen knife to cut off all protruding bodily extremities.... ;-)

[AndyTiedye]

7. Can You Stick Pins In It?

[Duvenoy]

8. When I first heard about the dolls...,

I badly wanted one. I'd planned to hang it in a tree in the yard and shoot at it with an air pistol until it was no more than a tattered bit of trash on a string (much like what it represents). Then, I found out the son-of-a-bitch cost $40.00.

I wouldn't give forty bucks for the real George. Not even if you threw Cheny in on the deal.

doov

[TreasonousBastard]

9. I had some other plans...

for it if I didn't have to shell out 40 bucks for the thing.

What I would like to do, though, is come up with another Shrub doll-- in an orange jumpsuit with the box as a jail cell.

[sweetheart]

13. that's a great idea

I'm sure it would sell like hotcakes the world over... a modern version of the teddy bear... a felonious pervert.

combine this with a good advertizing campaign hiring john lovett to perform a skit "the liar" dressed as shrubster. "Yea, that's the ticket... " :-)

Too bad dana carvey and john lovett disappeared, as their media skills imitating bushes, church lady fundies and liars would be crushing satire.

[alfredo]

10. then there is the Chickenhawk Aviator

[beanball]

11. Hello doll/ly

I put a mask on my bush/thief.

[Paragon]

12. Finally something we can ALL agree on

Although I suspect a few people here might try to accuse The Boondocks of helping Bush and/or Arnold to win an election.