So why did George send Jeb to Thailand instead of Neil?

[Poiuyt]

After all, Neil knows all the fun spots to visit.

[Florida_Geek]

1. But Jebbie is running in 08 for Pres. nt

[corbett]

9. That's Right And Neil Might Not Return

At Jeb has a reason to return from the land of open drug use and prostitution.

[Spinzonner]

2. Would never be able to get him out of the hotel room

[eissa]

3. Too afraid

Apparently, women have a tendancy to just show up on Neil's doorstep offering sex for free.

[karlrschneider]

4. It's part of the abstainence program...

:eyes:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. He'd be too distracted by the hookers.

[Ready4Change]

6. Jebs got recent experience due to 4 hurricanes.

I agree, it's to groom him for a run in 2008. There's others in this administrations whose JOB it is to handle things like this, so you shouldn't be yanking a states governor.

However, after 4 hurricanes he might have a clue regarding needed emergency services. I accent "might."

[flordehinojos]

7. 4 hurricanes after which people in the most affected areas are still

waiting for FEMA $$$$$$$ to rebuild their homes and their lives.

JEB showed up for the photo ops and the 'i feel your pain' hugs in those photos.

He soon forgot about the hurricanes, the people's pain and the FEMA $$$$ went to MIAMI-DADE where the hurricane did no damage to buy votes for his aaggghhhh i can't stand him brother.

[MrBenchley]

8. Neil already has VD

Plus Jebbo has to score some china white for Noelle....

[bliss_eternal]

10. I'm just glad

that I'm not the only one asking this question. I wondered this very thing today when watching the coverage of it on television.

I won't be able to move far enough away from the United States if Jeb gets in office in '08.

[0007]

11. Because jeb is very savvy and his wife Columba is savvy

when going through customs, and Noelle, his daughter is a savvy doctor shopper for narcotics, and George P. is a savvy peeking tom.

[WLKjr]

12. Simple.

Cocaine. Any questions??? didn't think so. :D (''>_<'')

[Hotler]

13. Doesn't Neil have some open sores???

I heard from a guy who knows a guy that knows another guy that says that Neil had sores on his mouth.

[riverwalker]

14. Thai Neil

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/150848p-132934c.html

Talking dirty with Neil Bush

For a cheap thrill (along with a spine-tingling jolt of maximum power), it's hard to top the divorce deposition of presidential sibling Neil Bush.

The dirty Q&A is the legalese equivalent of the Paris Hilton video. Though produced in private 10 months ago, during Neil's nasty split from wife Sharon, the 270-page document has been making its way in recent days to gossips around the country, including yours truly.

Here are some stomach-flipping excerpts of Sharon Bush's attorney, Marshall Davis Brown, mercilessly grilling President Bush's wayward little brother:

Bush: "I had sexual intercourse with perhaps three or four, I don't remember the exact number, women, at different times. In Thailand once, I have a pretty clear recollection that there was one time in Thailand and in Hong Kong."

Brown: "And you were married to Mrs. Bush?"

Bush: "Yes."

Brown: "Is that where you caught the venereal diseases?"

Bush: "No."

Brown: "Where did you catch those?"

Bush: "Diseases plural? I didn't catch..."

Brown: "Well, I'm sorry. How ... how many venereal diseases do you suffer from?"

Bush: "I've had one venereal disease."

Brown: "Which was?"

Bush: "Herpes."

Brown then interrogates Bush's about his various sex partners: "Did you pay them for that sex?"

Bush: "No, I did not."

Brown: "Pick them up in a sushi house?"

Bush: "No. ... My recollection is, where I can recall, they came to my room."

Brown: "Do you know the name of that hotel? I may go to Thailand sometime."

[Poiuyt]

15. What a disgusting human being

I guess he fits right in with the rest of the Bush family

:)

[uncle ray]

18. damn, neil should share how he got rid of his herpes

cause as far as i know, the VD forms of herpes can't be gotten rid of.

[NNN0LHI]

16. Jeb is good at handling disasters. Disasters like Neil and Silverado n/t

[heidiho]

17. Just like the Suhartos - Indonesia must be cracking up!

Poppy Suharto and his merry band of incompetent sons running Indonesia into the ground for so many years. . .

Not much different than the USA!