Is it just me, or have there been unusually FEW photos of Chimp lately??

[Sparkly]

How is it that only one or two photos a day, if that, are released of the Chimp lately?

The one today was clearly posed, approved and released by the White House, and there've been a few here and there when he's in "public" (relatively speaking -- I mean he's never really out there in public). Is it just that he's observed less now that the campaign's over, and he's a lame chimp?

Or are they hiding his latest scratches, gin blossoms, bloodshot eyes, and weak left facial muscles? :shrug:

[Jo March]

1. I've noticed that too

Are they trying to hide him away so we won't see how utterly stupid he is? If we don't see him in public, then we can't hear how idiotic he is.

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. We scared em off

We here at DU have ripped apart so many of his photos, they are afraid to take very many anymore. :)

[boomboom]

3. It's probably because

It's more politically advantageous to not be the ugliest picture of the day

[Florida_Geek]

4. He's on vacation

and drunk.

[Verve]

5. Yeah he's been scratched AGAIN. Here's another thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2897311

[Sparkly]

6. (that's my thread) n/t

[Verve]

10. LOL! Well then I guess you know all about it then. HEE! HEE! Opps! n/t

[Sparkly]

11. No problem!

:hi:

[unpossibles]

15. perhaps it's not a scratch

maybe his false skin is shedding....



:tinfoilhat:
(just kidding, all you MSM people reading over our shoulders...)

[BrklynLiberal]

7. He is hiding his scratched up, swollen face.

[amazona]

8. he hurt his face apparently

Actually I think he had another peel since in his recent medical report they made some comments about sun damage on his face. So yeah I think he got a face peel at taxpayer expense and has been resting up.

[catgirl]

9. Weak left facial muscles?

I've never heard about it. Pray tell!

[Sparkly]

12. Check it out

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2894956

Not the first time it's been discussed, though.

[catgirl]

13. He looks very hung over.

Looks like he forgot to splash cold water on his face. Perhaps cucumbers on the eyes will help next time.

Seriously, maybe he has a condition called Droopsy, or is it dopey, or both?

[marcologico]

14. I think he's undergoing wire implant surgery

just in case he ever has to speak in public again.