Caption Contest Jebbie in Thailand...

[No Mandate Here.]

Gaawwddd, my hemmorhoids itch! Pllleaaasse let me go!

[Jo March]

1. Damn. I am one sexy man. Yes, I am. Sexy.

I'd kiss myself on the lips if I could. I'm one sexy beast.

[PassingFair]

2. Damn!

Neil said he'd bring the bitches an HOUR ago. He'd better not be
***ing them both!

[tk2kewl]

3. My fat head is retaining water again...

it makes it hard to hold my head up straight.

[Patsy Stone]

4. Dude, shut up. You are soooo outta here! n/t

[dbonds]

5. "I bet I can get a good deal on some ocean front land."

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

6. powell: this is jeb, he's supposed to be the smart one

[notadmblnd]

7. Just a little while longer and I can ditch colon

then I can find out what brother Neal was talking about. Oh hot chickie here I come.

[fryguy]

8. his name is colin..uh huh huh...who names their kid colin?

eom

[pinto]

9. Colin, I'm here on family business. You handle this diplomatic stuff..n/t

[Taxloss]

10. Colin: "Seriously, he's taken yay many drugs. Say anything."

[Spike from MN]

11. "Oh Colin, I just can't wait to get you alone. I'm so in love. "

BTW, looks like ol' Jeb needs to stay away from tanning booths for awhile. He has racoon eyes from the goggles.

[Contrary1]

12. My red tie makes the subtle statement...

I'm one of those compassionate red state Murkans.

[David Zephyr]

13. "I Can't Wait to Meet The Young Asian Pussy My Brother Neil Brags About"

Jeb Bush contemplates the little black book of names that his brother Neil gave him before he left for his trip to Asia.

"I Can't Wait to Meet All of the Young Asian Pussy My Brother Neil Brags About."

Background Reference Story:

HOUSTON, Texas (Reuters) -- Neil Bush, younger brother of President Bush, detailed lucrative business deals and admitted to engaging in sex romps with women in Asia in a deposition taken in March as part of his divorce from now ex-wife Sharon Bush.

The Bush divorce, completed in April after 23 years of marriage, was prompted in part by Bush's relationship with another woman. He admitted in the deposition that he previously had sex with several other women while on trips to Thailand and Hong Kong at least five years ago.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/11/25/bush.brother.reut/

[imax2268]

14. Jeb:

I have no idea why I'm here...but DAMN I look good in this suit don't I...?

[AlCzervik]

15. no caption, just an observation

to quote Jay of Jay and silent Bob...."thats a tubby bitch" What the hell happened to him?

[not fooled]

16. I SWALLOWED a tsunami

I'm jeb-ulicious

I'm a...
gasbag
airbag
windbag
bag o'shit

[Solly Mack]

17. "I don't care about these people. Why did I agree to come?"

[Swamp Rat]

18. Jeb - God's weatherman

[Ilsa]

19. Oh, that spicy Thai food! I'm gonna vomit a tidal wave!

[MisterP]

20. "A reading from 'Alice in Wonderland'" *clears throat*

"The baby grunted again, and Alice looked very anxiously into its face to see what was the matter with it. There could be no doubt that it had a VERY turn-up nose, much more like a snout than a real nose; also its eyes were getting extremely small for a baby: altogether Alice did not like the look of the thing at all. But perhaps it was only sobbing, she thought, and looked into its eyes again, to see if there were any tears.
"No, there were no tears. If you're going to turn into a pig, my dear, said Alice, seriously, I'll have nothing more to do with you. Mind now! The poor little thing sobbed again (or grunted, it was impossible to say which), and they went on for some while in silence.
"Alice was just beginning to think to herself, Now, what am I to do with this creature when I get it home? when it grunted again, so violently, that she looked down into its face in some alarm. This time there could be NO mistake about it: it was neither more nor less than a pig, and she felt that it would be quite absurd for her to carry it further.
"So she set the little creature down, and felt quite relieved to see it trot away quietly into the wood. If it had grown up, she said to herself, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child: but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think. And she began thinking over other children she knew, who might do very well as pigs, and was just saying to herself, if one only knew the right way to change them-- when she was a little startled by seeing the Cheshire Cat sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off."

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

21. Colin (to Jeb) says:

The tsunami was <----this----> big.

[Must_B_Free]

22. "Yeah, mine from last night had an ass like that too, and she was young!"

[unkachuck]

23. Negros.............

[The Zanti Regent]

24. Shut up, Colon and let me get to the teenage hookers.

I got Neil's black book and you don't nyaah nyaah!

[No Mandate Here.]

25. This is a trick camera that makes me look fat, isn't it?

n/t