Kid Rock Upsets Some Washington Pimps

[notadmblnd]

Snip: Plenty of young folks are busting blood vessels trying to get their paws on tickets to the Bush twins' inaugural youth concert featuring Kid Rock, who was by far the hottest ticket at the GOP convention last summer.

snip: But some conservative groups and religious organizations are demanding that he be removed from the program. They wonder if he's appropriate entertainment for a "family values" inaugural concert.


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[Chipper Chat]

1. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

The Cantina Band from Star Wars is more appropriate for this "fundly-values" crowd.

[morgan2]

6. that would be a great protest

have everyone bring radios to bush's inaguration and as he drives by all put on the same radio station, which of course would be playing the imperial march from star wars.

[Chipper Chat]

9. And Bush will be muttering (under his breath):

I AM YOUR FATHER

[gnofg]

2. he's perfect

can't think of a person who better represents *'s values. Money is everything

[mattclearing]

3. This should be fun to watch. Are they old and stuffy or Pimp-tastic?

Either way, they will look like idiots.

[Chipper Chat]

4. I think Kid should call up Eminem to fill in for him

at the last minute. Eminem would preach them a sermon they'd never forget.

[meegbear]

5. But what about the Wild Mustangs, the porno flicks ...

and all my homies in cell block 6?

[Tesla]

7. I'd like to see..

Eminem kick Kid Rock's butt!!!!!!

Now that would be a show!

No wonder Cheryl Crow left him.

Besides being a goofball.

[YDogg]

8. Exactly whose ...

... wife will he be painting white?