An interview with Adolf Hitler on Fox News.

[KlatooBNikto]

Here is how I visualize an interview with Adolf Hitler by one of the numerous Paula Zahn wannabes on Fox News.Heck, why quibble, the way the great Paula herself would conduct the interview:

PZ: Mr.Hitler, thank you for coming and sharing your insights.
AH: No problem, Paula. Thanks for inviting me. I needed a break from all that burning and fumes from the gas ovens.
PZ: Mr.Hitler, may I call you Adolf? What a cute name you got.Where did you get that name?
AH: My parents gave it to me.But I prefer you call me Fuehrer.
PZ: Is that your nickname? That is cute too. I like it better than Adolf, as a matter of fact.
AH: Well, Paula, now for your questions.I am ready.
PZ: I can't resist asking you about your mustache.Where did you get it and who was your stylist, if you can share it with us.
AH: Well, Paula, I was shaving my regular mustache on day, when I inadvertently cut one side shorter than the other.Using my force of will, I will stand firm and preserve my mustache at all costs and trimmed the good side to match the shorter side and this process of matching one side with the other left me with nothing but the little bit on my lips.And here I am.

PZ: And you saved yourself a bundle on your stylist fees, too.How smart of you!
Changing directions, one more question.Where did you get that great uniform? Are you a general in the German Army? More interestingly, where did you get that nice designer label on your shoulder? Which designer is it?

AH: Paula, I am not just a general in the Wehrmacht.I am a Field Marshal.I supervise the generals, who are all idiots without my force of will.Look at how they carried out my directives in Moscow and Stalingrad.My uniform is unique because I can't stand to be mistaken for a general.

As for that label as you call it, it is the Swastika.It is the symbol of our power taken from ancient books on Aryan Supremacy.You can say it is Adolf Hitler's personal designer label.Would you like one? I will ask Heinrich Himmler to send you as many as you need.He takes care of these kinds of things for me.He has a lot of employees,heheheh, at his camps in Dachau and Buchenwald,if you know what I mean.

PZ: Iw ould like to chat with you more about these important issues, Adolf, sorry Fuehrer, but our time is up.I have to go.Thanks for coming and sharing these wonderful insights with us.

[mitchtv]

1. but our time is up.I have to go....

and evict some endangered native birds nesting on my building

[jeff30997]

2. His mustache have inspired Paula...

Now she is shaving the same way.