http://www.southknoxbubba.net/skblog/archive_2003_09.php#2014"Good evening, fellow Americans. I am speaking to you tonight from the Oval Office, where there is no hanky-panky going on under the desk any more, to talk to you about our victory over there in Iraq, the first rest stop on the road map to peace.
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Socialist dictationships around the world fought us every step of the way and danced around the U.N. like a bunch of organ grinder monkeys for that communist hippie Kofi "give peace a chance" Annan.
Let me tell you tonight, and let there be no mistakenness about it. They were all wrong. We were right. And we have prevailed.
We have prevailed over terrorism, and those who would support them. We have prevailed over evil dictatorness and those who would further their brutal regimes. And yes, my fellow Americans, we have prevailed over the world's oil supplies, and those who would hold them hostage.
Yes, my friends, these are prevalations on which we can be proud of.
Let me just ask you tonight, the questions that I am certainly are all on your minds. Is our people safer? Is our children safer? Is our borders safer? Is our airports safer? Is our friends in the Middle East safer? Is the world safer from terrorisms?
You bet.
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And because all of it is off the books like a fancy rate swap derivitation, it does not affect our deficits at all. Also let me remind you that we have a fine Treasury Department. Did you know they have the most sophisticated printing presses in the world over there? If necessary, they can print up enough money to go around for everybody, with enough left over for some more tax cuts.
See, these are complicated things that most average Americans can't understand, so it is better to trust me and leave it to my experts.
And what about the human cost, you might ask? Let me just remind you about that socialist Democrat Franklin D. Roosenhoover fellow. Did you know that he sent millions of American boys over there to save the ungrateful French from some tinpot dictator who didn't even have atomic bombs like Saddam? I am told that hundreds of thousands of them died. For what? Did we get any oil out of the deal? No. Did we eliminate the threat of terrorism once and for all? Obviously not.
And we won't even mention that communist LBJ and the Vietnam war, which I proudly served in to defend our Nation from the Viet Congs and their falling dominoes.