LMAO this guy says you should go to jail for having sex.

[IranianDemocrat]

http://www.spies.com/~gus/ran/0006/antiporn.htm

[JohnKleeb]

1. *flustered* how dumb are people

BTW I am not a gem myself but I am not gonna let this guy tell me I cant have sex. BTW interesting sig I used it for a WWII project although General Bradley, Marshall, and Eisenhower are my favorite American generals of the war.

[mrsadm]

26. Sarcasm, definitely

How many 18-year olds know this?

"My favorite Fascist songs are: Giovinezza, Balilla, and Fascetta Nera all Italian songs from the Mussolini era."

[JohnKleeb]

28. I see said the blind man

I wouldnt know and I would like to believe I am well informed. BTW still its pretty funny though, I just have an odd sense of seeing something like this before.

[Skittles]

2. I do believe it is extreme sarcasm

:)

[Mairead]

22. I think you're right, 'cos if it's not, he is in deeeep emotional trouble

[Vikingking66]

3. that guy is scary

A fascist against female orgasms.

What is wrong with this guy?

[Bombero1956]

4. from the looks of him

The only sex he's going to have requires his right hand, but then he'd have to go to jail.

[OneTwentyoNine]

32. Yeah...but only five years for beating off.....n/t

[Iris]

36. 5 years with "no sunlight entering the cell"!

[GCP]

5. God, who'd want to have sex with him anyway?

Poor guy's got a really bad skin problem.

I'm surprised he's against masturbation - looks like he'd be winning prizes for that.

:evilgrin:

Is it a spoof, by any chance?

[regnaD kciN]

42. Why are you even asking?

Is it a spoof, by any chance?

Is Mel Gibson Catholic?

;-)

[oostevo]

6. I do hope this is sarcasm, but ...

Did this guy really admit to being a fascist?

[LiberalFighter]

7. That guy is a total ding wad!!!

Geesh... I hope the citizens of his town know the truth about him if he ever does run for elected office.

[fla nocount]

8. That's great. The guy who couldn't buy a date............

doesn't think I should have one either. Bet his momma wishes she had a five bucket of water close the day that he was born. What's with the hospital bed in the photo? Does it vibrate?

[Clete]

9. He looks like he's just a kid.

Looks like the fundy brainwashing took hold too. We should feel sorry for him.

[JohnKleeb]

13. I see what you mean but Ive encountered the type

I for sure pity them but they flat out scare me.

[roguevalley]

10. I've seen this before.

What's more pathetic than him is the fact that he's
dead serious.

[regnaD kciN]

43. Oh, come on!

What's more pathetic than him is the fact that he's
dead serious.

What's even more pathetic, IMHO, is the number of DUers who apparently can't recognize a parody.

:eyes:

[ozymandius]

11. There's nothing that a ham sandwich and a $5 hooker could do for the boy.

I await impatiently to hear how he would enforce these laws.

[wtmusic]

19. LOL

Probably clear up his skin too.

[Prodemsouth]

12. Relax..

ha ha- this guy isn't serious, read the other pages

[Cocoa]

14. I think this is a hoax

I don't think the guy in the pictures is really the guy who runs the site. The pictures are just there to invite ridicule.

[LittleApple81]

16. Sorry to say, but I do know somebody like that... maybe fewer pimples

But exactly the same approach to sex. And he is real. He is the son of a man who used to work where I work.

This was some years ago, when AIDS became a national problem. He wrote an article for the High School paper where he propounded some of the same things as in that web page. He said that condoms should not be allowed and that people who dared have sex outside of marriage deserved to get AIDS.

You can never fathom how twisted people can be because of fanaticism.

[Cocoa]

21. the photos are too prominent on the site

and they serve too convenient a role for people to ridicule the guy.

I know some devout people too, and this strikes me more as a caricature than a real person.

[Gman]

15. And everyone is surprised?????????

Take a look at this.


There was a story about this kid when he was in 4th grade. You can read it here.

This kid's nickname in college will be "Flounder".

I shouldn't pick on this kid... but dammit, he deserves it for posting crap like that on the Internet.

[JohnKleeb]

18. lol

Thats pretty funny and from my own sense of humor I found it funny that anyone would name a school after John Tyler our 10th president. Sorry I am from VA like Tyler I just dont know what the man did nm its no big deal but thats a funny article.

[Booberdawg]

17. The FOUR Rules of Sex: YIKES!!!

The FOUR Rules of Sex:

ONLY to the person you are married to.
ONLY for procreation.
ONLY in the missionary position.
NO orgasm for the woman.

[JohnKleeb]

20. lol see you guys in eternal damnation

lol

[fla nocount]

24. NO orgasm for the woman?

That explains the pimples. Even though it takes me all night to do what I used to do all night, my complextion has cleared up and stayed that way. I'm going to blame it on the way he was raised.

Guys, you have to at least try. Effort is appreciated....advice from the AARP.

[OneTwentyoNine]

33. Whew!..he doesn't have to worry about the orgasm for the woman part..n/t

...

[TheYellowDog]

23. Sure

I don't think he ever has to worry about going to jail then. ;)

[TheYellowDog]

25. I kinda feel bad for him

I knew kids in high school who had really, really bad acne like that, and they were treated terribly. Of course, this kid is an asshole for suggesting that people who look at porn should go to jail. ;)

[bitchkitty]

46. If he whacked off occasionally,

his skin might clear up. I don't feel sorry for the little prick.

[Nikia]

27. Probably just satire

I ran cross country with a girl in high school who did believe in sex only for procreation within marriage. She was very Catholic. I don't know if things have changed for her since she went to college and is now twenty-six and unmarried but not a nun.

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

29. The Softer Side of Fascism

If this fascist nut wasn't such a joke, I'd be angry, but he's a joke. The internet is a double-edged sword. It allows good people like us to share our views, and yet it also allows nuts like the Anti-Porn guy to spread his evil ideas. Free speech protects all speech, even the offensive kind. Apparently, this guy didn't get the memo.

P.S. I'm thinking now that this is a parody. It's too laughable.

[Prodemsouth]

30. on second thought if he looks like that - maybe true

Most people who hate sex are ugly. Look at St. Paul, the discripitions of him by his contemps...Jeeze what an ugly dude...

[BiggJawn]

31. Well, we can always hope that he ends up like his "Hero" Il Duce...

Hung by his heels in a gas station, shot full of holes...

[Deja Q]

34. Oh, it's THAT 'tard again

I wonder where his tribute to anti-homosexuality went... :eyes:

[JohnKleeb]

35. that was it!

Thanks hypno you revived my memory.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

38. He Had A Link

to Fred Phelps' website


LOL

[JohnKleeb]

39. Fred Phelps now DSB that guy scares me to say the least

One of the biggest odd balls in the christian right. I pity those who live in Witicha, Ks.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

40. According To His Website

Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and Billy Graham are "fag lovers" cuz they try to promote a dialogue between gays and fundamentalists....

[DemocratSinceBirth]

37. Forty Years For Anal

Ouch....


ROTFMFAO

[MaverickX]

41. The GOP..

Should run on that platform. No one would vote for them.

[Kitsune]

44. Here's a little demotivator I made

the first time I found this poor soul's site.



Not my funniest work, but what the heck. ^_^

[Serenades]

45. gotta be

this has gotta be a joke. why wouldn't you want a woman to have an orgasm when you having sex?

i'd be embarrassed if a woman simply looked at me then asked if it was over.

you can't tell me that boy doesn't jerk off.