Things To Do Before the Inaugural

[Jester_11218]

I found this on my board. I thought it was interesting and worth spreading around:-)

Peace,
Jesse

Original post here: http://tvnewslies.org/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=287

1. Get that abortion you've always wanted
2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.
3. Cash your social security check.
4. See a doctor of your own choosing.
5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.
6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.
7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.
8. Hoard gasoline.
9. Borrow books from library before they're banned - Constitutional law
books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.
10. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it
now.
11. Come out of the closet- then go back in - HURRY!
12. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.
13. Stay out late before the curfews start.
14. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident".
15. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition, which will be followed by the addition of GWB...with big ears, a smirk, and possibly giving America the finger.
16. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America".
17. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a white
person.
18. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a
base-jumper.
19. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.
20. Start your school day without a prayer.
21. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.
22. Learn French.
23. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.
24. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.
25. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.
25. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt. 27. Visit Nevada before
it becomes radioactive.
28. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".
29. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State.

[ohioliberal]

1. Let's add one more item

Buy property in Canada, just in case.

[Ilsa]

2. Great list. What happened to # 26? n/t

[Jester_11218]

4. Good question

I don't know!

[Nikepallas]

3. Let your feelings about BUSHCO out before it is considered unpatriotic

also visit the Clinton library before it is torn down

[oldtime dfl_er]

5. Tell someone, one LAST time, that.....

"this is a free country".



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[smbolisnch]

6. This is great....

Thanks for posting it! :D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. My brother sent that to me and I accidentally erased it..funny