Chertoff: this guy is only 51 years old???? Jeez.

[spanone]

Some hard living maybe? Raised in Sudan? A refugee? Naw, just being around Asscroft makes you look ill.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/ALLPOLITICS/01/11/homeland/index.html

[AlCzervik]

1. When you have your sould removed thats the after effects.

[Hand]

2. Looks like Dorian Gray in reverse!

Somewhere there's a healthy, youthful Michael Chertoff painting...

:puke:

[Straight Shooter]

3. He looks like a science fiction character who would be called Dr. Death.

:scared:

[spanone]

4. Somebody toss him a sandwich.

[On the Road]

5. Geez, I'm Going to be 51 in March

I look like a teenager compared to him.

[spanone]

9. I'm 53 and he looks like my dad.

[Contrary1]

17. I'm 53 and he looks like my mom.

[0007]

20. I'm 72 and he looks worse than my father who is 93.

[UTUSN]

6. Just the Face by Itself Will Strike Terror n/t

[benddem]

7. He's gotten

progressively thinner and ill looking in the 15 or so years I've seen him around. Last time he came into public view I thought he had AIDS but apparently not. Maybe he is a long distance runner who drinks excessively.

[Algorem]

8. looks like he has cancer

looks like he should have cancer

[fryguy]

10. he convicted Crazy Eddie ?!?!?!

"Chertoff personally handled the stock fraud trial of Eddie Antar, founder of the failed Crazy Eddie discount electronics chain."
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=2&u=/ap/20050111/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_cabinet



HIS PRICES ARE INSAAAAANNNNEEE!!!!!!

[Kablooie]

11. He's actually over 100 and very experienced ...

[Algorem]

12. he's got that lean and fugly look

[IStriker]

13. I can't believe that he is not ill...

I didn't know he was only 51, but I remember what he looked like when he worked for Alphonse D'Amato's Whitewater senate committee 6 or 7 yrs. ago. He looked like he was around 40; now he looks like 70's easily. He has to be ill or have been ill to have aged like he has.

[theresistance]

14. You didn't warn "graphic image"

[KlatooBNikto]

15. Counterpunch says: He is Bernard Kerik without the sex.

[KlatooBNikto]

22. Cherthoff's mom asked him: Mikey, what do you want to be when

you grow up? Mikey said: Mom, I want to look like John Snow."

[LibertyLover]

16. He looks . . .

like someone who is extremely ill. Even his complexion has a yellow tinge to it. Liver problems perhaps?

[Jacobin]

18. Looks 85

Also looks like a fucking ghoul

[0007]

19. Sally Struthers said she has been sending him good food

for the last twenty years. After seeing him she was aghast at not knowing where the food went or that junior would appoint Chertoff over Kerik.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

21. wasn't he in "it's a wonderful life"?

[librechik]

23. MSNBC said he is 49

and I thought ("add 100...")

guess swallowing makes you look older than spitting.

[HuckleB]

24. Over-exercise? Anorexia?

He don't look good.

[idiosyncratic]

25. Maybe he believes in that low calorie diet for long life

I cannot imagine any other reason, other than illness, that would make a 51-year-old person look like this:

[BiggJawn]

26. Geez, that heroin DOES mess you up bad!

Keith Richards, move over...