While some of you buzz about Hillary, some of you fawn over Wes....

[ruggerson]

There's a small committed core of us who know who the next President of the United States is.

His initials are MW.

He's a governor.

And he's going to win.

[RandomKoolzip]

1. Mason Williams, composer of "Classical Gas?"

Had no idea his hat was in the ring.

[Dookus]

2. no way...

it's gotta be Mark Wahlberg. Go Marky Mark!

[RandomKoolzip]

6. Nunh-unh!

Mark Wahlberg is the governor of Alberta, not Virginia. Get it right, pal.



(Welcome back, Dookus!)

[feminazi]

7. i LOVED classical gas

i thinking we're admitting how old we are.

[RandomKoolzip]

11. I'm only 29....

But compared to the wisdom and hard-won gravitas of presidential candidate MARK WAHLBERG, I'm but a green li'l pup!

[trof]

13. Author of "Them Poems" AND writer for The Smothers Brother's Show.

Them Lunch Toters
How about Them Lunch Toters,
Ain't they a bunch?
Goin' off to work,
A-totin' they lunch.

Totin' them vittles,
Totin' that chow,
Eatin' it later,
But a-totin' it now.

Look at Them Lunch Toters,
Ain't they funny?
Some use a paper sack,
Some use a gunny.

Them food-frugal Lunch Toters,
Ain't they wise?
Totin' they lunch,
Made by they wives.
http://www.cithep.caltech.edu/macro/songs/mason.html

How to be a Lunch Toter?
Iffa may emote it,
Gitchy wife to fix it,
Go to work and tote it!

[wildeyed]

3. I mention MW

and people say "who?". But not for much longer.

[mzmolly]

4. I'm interested in learning more about him.

;)

http://www.governor.virginia.gov/

[PROGRESSIVE1]

5. !!!Clark/Warner 2008!!!

[brainshrub]

8. Ha yes, I see you've discovered the M&W 36000 BTUH Recirculating Chiller.

It's so powerful our customers have been calling it the "Governor of Chill."



I suppose with some minor modifications it would make a fine President.

[ruggerson]

9. Could use better hair, but looks bookish enough

[brainshrub]

20. Here you go. TWICE AS MUCH HAIR!

The M&W will appeal to the only demographic that matters: The BBV machine vote.

[ruggerson]

22. lol n/t

[Withywindle]

24. BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Frickin' genius, on so many levels.

[AlCzervik]

10. That is fucking hilarious.

[RandomKoolzip]

12. He looks "electable."

[Dookus]

14. I just sent him money...

anybody know if he has a blog?

[brainshrub]

21. He's more telegenic than Kucinich, especially with the hair.

See post #20.

[miss_kitty]

17. probably much more adept at everything than the poo-flinging chimp

'in charge' right now.

Campaign slogans? "Chill Out" "We Chillin" "Keepin' it Cool" etc

[AlCzervik]

18. "Poo flinging"-lol.

[phylny]

15. I am formerly from Virginia

and I loved Mark Warner.

[stray cat]

19. I'll have to keep my eye on him - thanks for the info

[Renew Deal]

16. I also like him

He is up there for me.

[Clark2008]

23. And he has the charisma of a bookend

I like Warner, but he's not charismatic enough to lead a ticket.

Clark/Warner - I'd be for that. :)