Do you want some payback to a "Red State Idiot"

[Botany]

Idiot sheriff in Alabama who has an all white force wrote a letter saying
how great the 40s, 50s, & 60s were. He also did some first class Gay Bashing.

Too bad he also put an e mail link along w/ phone numbers on his letter.

Drop him a line. He is a God, Guns and Gays walking billboard.


http://www.marshallco.org/www/so/so.htm


:puke:

[Cuban_Liberal]

1. What rock did this idiot slither out from under?

:puke:

[Osamasux]

3. A rock called Alabama !

[aden_nak]

2. Time to register his email address for some gay porn.

That oughta make the hairs on the back of his neck stand up.

[DU9598]

5. Oh you are too good

I hope you follow through so he get a "hunk a day" or something in his email box.

[aden_nak]

10. It's a shame, really.

I used to have a little web page set up where you just plug in an email address and it signed said address up for all sorts of spam, from car insurance to raunchy man-on-man action. Sadly, most of the sites it auto-completed are now defunct, brushed aside by the modern juggernaut of electronic marketing.

[greyfox]

4. Sorry....

but he is right. Those days were better. (okay, attack)

[Cuban_Liberal]

6. Were they really?

I wonder how gays, blacks and women would feel about that statement.

[DancingBear]

11. No need to attack

Stupidity is its own reward.

[DrWeird]

12. Maybe it was better days for you.

[greyfox]

21. Indeed it was....

and not for THAT reason... we just did not have the Shrub.

[bobbyboucher]

13. I sure wish I could lynch someone, damn.

I am also pissed that I cannot use the word "nigger" like I used to use it. Damn. Those were the days. There was no homos, there was no child abuse, there was no racism, there was no misogyny.

I hate to drink from public water fountains these days, as a matter of fact, I don't, and I'm sure you know why. Plus, who wants to go to a public pool or swimming area any more, if you know what I mean.

Those were the days.

[wicket]

20. I guess I'll have to quit my career

Time to head back to the kitchen where I belong, go barefoot and start cranking out the babies!

[greyfox]

22. Yes....

glory days.

<sigh>

[DancingBear]

7. Gee, he must have run out of paper

before he got to blacks and Jews.

Thankfully, he got gays, though.

Yes sir - Alabama, land of the free and home of the straight.

50 bucks says this clown never saw 7th grade from the inside of the schoolhouse.

[lukasahero]

8. "Men were men and women were women"

"and there was no mistaking which was which. Both were proud of their individual roles." I will not quote the sh*t he then spouts about homosexuality but this line "filth on television such as nudity" is great. Nudity is filth? WTF?

I don't go in for the "red state v. blue state" crap but I am hugely committed to getting RW wackos like this guy out of office. This guy is beyond frickin' scary.

[Redstone]

9. Uh, aren't officers of the law, even in Alabama

sworn to uphold the law, not to "to do my part to return our society to the values that we once held dear."???

Just wondering.

Redstone

[Democrat 4 Ever]

18. This is the email I sent the "good ol' boy"

We have satan walking among us here on earth. Right now he is posing to be a sheriff in Guntersville, Alabama. Maybe your time could be better spent studying the bible for the real message of God and Jesus instead of using your own corrupted views of racism, bigotry and religion as a means to foster your hatred on the good people of Alabama. There is a special place in hell for people like you. You would be pathetic if your views weren't so lame and funny and misguided. Better to keep you mouth shut and be thought of as a fool then to open it and speak and remove all doubt. May the citizens of Alabama not suffer for your ignorance for much longer. I have faith that even in Alabama reasonable and sane people reside, live and vote.

I then copied Dr. Robin Meyers' Speech to students at OK University that was posted in DU this morning.

[NV Whino]

14. Wait! Nudity on television?

Am I missing something? Maybe I need to get cable.

[bobbyboucher]

15. Nice writing style, grammar, etc. What a dumbshit.

That's about fifth grade level drivel. What a fucktard.

[ProgressiveFool]

28. According to MS Word

the Flesch-Kincaid reading level is 7.8.

I actually find myself somewhat impressed by that.

[Ezlivin]

16. Translated

I am proud to be an American and that I was fortunate enough to be born in Alabama.

No comment. :)

The state that has its motto "We dare defend our rights".

As long as you were a white Protestant male, that is.

I was raised in era, the 1940's as a child and the 1950's as a teenager, which I remember with great affection.

Unlike the black men we strung up who, unfortunately, remember nothing.

During this era, love of God, family, and country abounded.

During this era, hatred of everyone different than us was unbounded.

Men were men and women were women and there was no mistaking which was which.

Because we often lifted the women's skirts to check. What fun!

Both were proud of their individual roles.

Woman: Serve man, stay home, have babies, pass beer.

Man: Complete liberty (unless black or Jewish).

Homosexuality was very queer and a despicable act… an abomination.

We know 'cause we all tried it after gym class.

During this era, those parents that owned televisions didn't have to worry that their children might be subjected to filth on television such as nudity, the use of God's name in vain, and other profanity because it was unheard of.

We'd much rather watch the lynchings we had or the nightly KKK cross-burning events. Fun for the whole white family.

Parents could allow their children to go to a movie without having to screen it first because the good guy always wore the white hats.

Actually it was the Jews in Hollywood, but we'll let that one slide.

There was no question who the "Good Guy" was. Even the "Bad Guy" in the movie didn't use foul language.

There's no need to curse when you have a loaded gun in your hand, right?

During this era our nation had a conscience including the television and movie industry.

And we made sure that that conscience exactly mirrored our limited view of the world.

Children's school days started with the recitation of the "Lord's Prayer" and the "Pledge of Allegiance" to the flag of the United States of America.

And school days ended with the bigger boys beating hell out of those who didn't fit in.

It was a shame to break the law.

We only did it when we had to deal with an uppity nigger.

Convicts worked our roadways in unmistakable clothing (black and white prisoner uniforms that clearly identified them as convicts).

We elect the convicts now, put them into office where they can run things right.

Their rights were to be sentenced to jail at hard labor as retribution to the victims and their crimes.

Now they have no rights at all.

The "Ten Commandments" were proudly displayed as a reminder that the real Commander in Chief and Final Judge is God and that this nation was founded on Judeo/Christian principal.

And if any Jews gave us lip, we'd deal with them promptly, just as Jesus instructed.

Neighbors helped each other instead of jumping at the chance to file a lawsuit.

Unless the neighbor was black, and then they didn't stay around too long.

A man's word was his bond.

But if he didn't swear on the Bible we didn't trust him.

My word and bond to you, the citizens of Marshall County, is to do my very best to devote all my energy to do my part to return our society to the values that we once held dear.

Read: Watch out non-whitey.

Please join me. I need your help. Our children deserve no less.

Our children will vote the straight Republican ticket the rest of their natural lives.

[jeanarrett]

19. You really need to e-mail this to the twit (n/t)

[newyawker99]

42. Hi jeanarrett!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[JNelson6563]

31. Well done!

Enjoyed reading that. Made reading the idiot's letter possible.

Julie

[wicket]

17. "good guy always wore the white hats"

Oh.my.god. :grr:

[livinginphotographs]

40. I wonder what kind of white hats he's talking about?

Hmmmm.....

[TryingToWarnYou]

23. Sick the NAACP and other progressive org's on him....

[k8conant]

24. Here's my subtle way of dealing with this:

To: [e-mail]
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2005 13:20:45 -0500
Subject: Someone has put up a derogatory website with you on it
Cc: [e-mail]


Dear Sheriff Holcomb,

It has been brought to my attention that someone has put up a
derogatory website with your picture and name on it:
http://www.marshallco.org/www/so/so.htm

On that site there is a letter purported to be written by you and
signed by you that cannot be possibly be written by a real officer of
the law. I quote from the end of the letter (you can look online for
the rest of this apparently forged letter):
"My word and bond to you, the citizens of Marshall County, is to do
my very best to devote all my energy to do my part to return our
society to the values that we once held dear."

A real officer of the law would defend the rights and liberties
under law of all citizens. I look forward to your repudiation of
this (perhaps you'd like to get someone to investigate to find out
who has done this on the Internet and to get it removed).

Sincerely yours,

/Me/

[lukasahero]

26. Excellent! Had me chuckling all the way. eom

[hnsez]

25. he forgot mention that hermaphrodites were hermaphrodites too

http://www.carm.org/questions/hermaphrodite.htm

[beam me up scottie]

30. LMFAO! Where did you find this site?

Love this part:
<snip>
"Can Atheists be ethical?

...At the risk of labeling the atheist as self-centered, it does not serve the best interests of an atheist to murder and steal. It would not take long before he was imprisoned and/or killed for his actions. Basically, society will only put up with so much if it is to function smoothly. So, if an atheist wants to get along and have a nice life, murdering and stealing won't accomplish it. It makes sense for him to be honest, work hard, pay his bills, and get along with others. "

<snip>

Yeah, it can't be because we were taught the difference between right and wrong by our PARENTS.

Or the possibility that we also follow the golden rule.

No, it's because we're SCARED that society will find out what we really are...

Please.
This from a website that proposes to answer the fascinating question:
" Can angels have sex with people? "

and, umm, actually, it turns out they can't answer that question.

[beam me up scottie]

27. I don't live in Alabama. Do they have black people? How

about Hispanics?
I'm just curious because I didn't see any in the picture.
Must be they're all locked up thanks to the good sheriff.

[American Tragedy]

29. Looks like he done got rid of all them negroes

As of the census of 2000...the racial makeup of the county is...1.47% Black or African American.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshall_County%2C_Alabama

[livinginphotographs]

41. Maybe minorities know better

Than to live in a town ruled over by some bumfuck hick Sheriff.

[frogfromthenorth2]

32. Here is my email to him...

I think you should be ashamed of yourself . Praising the good old days is just nonsense : remember how blacks or women were treated during this period? You relay think it's an example for our kids? This just shows how ignorant and hateful you are toward people you don't even care to understand.
Wasn't it Jesus who said that you should learn to love your neighbor?

Shame on you sheriff Dumbass.

[beam me up scottie]

33. Way to go you Hoser!

He can't sick the department of homeland security on you! (yet. be vewy vewy afwaid)
:headbang: :yourock:

[frogfromthenorth2]

34. Damn... The Feds just showed up at my door... and I don't even live in USA

[beam me up scottie]

35. LMFAO again!

I used to party ALOT in Montreal. I'm so jealous. Why couldn't I be born a frog too?
:cry:

[frogfromthenorth2]

36. Don't be so sad...I don't party anymore. I know we have the most gorgeous

girls in the world.. but once you get older and settle down you don't get to enjoy it anymore... especially when you are, like me, married... lol

[beam me up scottie]

37. umm, ima girl. But hey, we're all liberals here, right?

Seriously, you also have some of the hottest dudes in the world, as I'm sure you know!
:P

[frogfromthenorth2]

38. Guy, girl... doesn't matter to us... we are French you know ... lol

Hot dudes? Yeah..tell that to my wife....

[beam me up scottie]

39. careful, the feds are listening.

blinky the wonder-chimp might decide to send the troops into the great white north.
Actually, the troops would probably all desert once they experienced Vancouver. Maybe we should encourage him...

[Gay Ranger]

43. The look on these type of guy's faces...

Is priceless when after a while of trading war stories, motorcycle exploits and the intricacies of shooting, I say, "I'm gay, Dude."

I have a long hair, a goatee, prison muscles and tattoos (my favorite is the Airborne wings on my left shoulder).

In truth I am bi (can't give up the chicas completely) but calling myself "gay" is worth the look on their face.

[noonriser]

44. The pic

looks like a reunion of the local KKK.

:puke: