PHOTO: Bush sings "Cry Me A River" to seniors at Social Security town hall

[Bluebear]

"You should have bought Halliburton stock instead of relying on benefits, now watch this drive."

[stray cat]

1. Bush rendition of Ashcroft's "let the eagle fly"

He hates to get shown up by anyone.

[DURHAM D]

2. Is that a standard poodle giving him a blow job ? n/t

[pk_du]

3. Arent all the MSM "Standard Poodles"?......could be any one

of them LOL

[SmokingJacket]

4. HAHAHAHA I thought the same thing.

Except I thought it was a hedgehog.

[Lefty48197]

6. I think it's called a tribble. But I'm not a licensed Trekkie.

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[ThorsHammer]

5. The Timberlake version? That would be as funny as the Tigger pic

[Swamp Rat]

7. Lizard Ventriloquy

[nostamj]

8. maybe he's doing his Dean Martin impression...

YOU’RE A MORAN (to the tune of ‘That’s Amore!’)

IF YOU GAG ON FRENCH FRIES
AND THEN SWALLOW THE LIES,
YOU’RE A MORAN
IF THE FLAG MAKES YOU SWOON
WHILE YOU SING THE SAME TUNE,
YOU’RE A MORAN

FOX SHILLS SING,
‘WHAT A HAPPY WAR, WHAT A HAPPY WAR’
LITTLE KING, HE WANTS ONE MORE.
BOMBS WILL GLOW,
‘WHAT A PRETTY SHOW, WHAT A PRETTY SHOW’
WHAT A MAD BRAGGADOCIO!

IF YOU THINK THAT IRAQ
WAS BEHIND THE ATTACK
YOU’RE A MORAN
WHEN YOU SAY WAR IS PEACE
WHILE YOU’RE FREEDOMS DECREASE,
YOU’RE JUST NUTS.

WHEN YOU CAN’T SPELL YOUR NAME
STICK WITH FRIENDS JUST THE SAME
AND FLAME BAIT
AT DU, WE SEE THROUGH,
AND IT’S OBVIOUS YOU
ARE A MORAN!

[FizzFuzz]

9. Bravo!!!!!!!!!! LOLOL nostamj! n/t

[nostamj]

10. thank you, thank you... it's from my BOOK...

[FizzFuzz]

11. so many books, so little time!

But I just might HAVE to check this out!

Hey here's my song:

when an eel jumps out
Annnd-a bites you on-a the snout,
'At's a MORAYYYYY!!

When the water is warm
And he gnaws off your arm,
'At's a MORAYYYYYY!


Well, I didn't write it, but it's still my song. :hi:

[nostamj]

12. it needs a bridge....

EEL BITES STING--
HEY, LEGGO MY ARM!
HEY, LEGGO MY ARM!
SNAKEY FISH YOU'LL DO MORE HARM..

LOSING BLOOD--
HEY. WHO'S GOT AN AXE?
HEY, WHO'S GOT AN AXE?
OR I'LL DIE WITH THESE WISECRACKS!

:hi: ;-)

[FizzFuzz]

13. Aggghhhh!! I don't know how the melody goes for that!!

Aggh!! Lyrics without melody!!..must..have....melody.....

arrgg....losing will to live....arrghh...arrrrrrgh.......cough..gasp.....klunk.

[nostamj]

14. oh dear! we need an Deano MP3! Stat!! n/t

[FizzFuzz]

15. LOL!!!!!

um, nostamj?

ummm...

(god this is embarassing)

I don't know how to play an MP3
Also, I thought a browser is Google.

Don't let this get around, I'd be humiliated, ok?