LOL! Oh GOD we really are in trouble! Take me to your leader

[underpants]

[Lautremont]

1. I guess when he lies, his tie grows instead of his nose.

And I like the microphone-imbedded-in-my-throat look.

[tandem5]

4. yeah I think that was the sound effects portion of the speech...

here he's showing off his Darth Vader voice.

[Bonobo]

2. The kid from "Deliverance" comes to mind.

[jpgray]

3. Somebody forgot the "unbutton when you sit down" rule (nt)

[prayin4rain]

5. LOL.. that is hilarious!!!! n/t

[Zenlitened]

6. Growth growth growth growth growth growth growth growth...

...

" * "

Huh? Wha- what were you saying? I was just thinking about "growth" for some reason.

[sickinohio]

7. He looks a bit jaundice to me - perhaps a bit of cirrhosis

of the liver???

:shrug:

[Crankie Avalon]

8. "Jobs, opportunity, growth...

...you mean printing words on a cheap prop isn't enough to make them actually happen??? EEK!!!"

[underpants]

9. What's odd is that the crowd who got upset about Forrest Gump....

love this guy.

If you don't remember many on the right ("The Bell Curve" crowd) got upset because there is NO WAY someone as slow as Gump could have done all those things and succeeded. This is a veiled attempt to say that CERTAIN people just weren't GENETICALLY equivalent to OTHERS ;-)

[ohioliberal]

10. Oh, if I only had a brain!

[quiet.american]

11. Pitiful n/t