Pentagon planned love bomb

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Telegraph
By Michael Smith, Defence Correspondent
(Filed: 15/01/2005)

The Pentagon examined the possibility of developing an aphrodisiac bomb that would cause enemy troops to find one another sexually irresistible, newly declassified documents reveal.

It also considered development of a "Who? Me?" bomb that would produce odours that suggested that other soldiers were passing wind or had serious halitosis to disrupt enemy morale.

The £5 million six-year research project suggested the use of "chemicals that affect human behaviour so that discipline and morale in enemy units is adversely affected".

It said: "One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behaviour."

More:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/01/15/wlove15.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/01/15/ixnewstop.html

SO....not "love bum"...

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1. From BBC: "Gay Bomb"

US military pondered love not war

The US military investigated building a "gay bomb", which would make enemy soldiers "sexually irresistible" to each other, government papers say.
Other weapons that never saw the light of day include one to make soldiers obvious by their bad breath......

The US Air Force Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio, sought Pentagon funding for research into what it called "harassing, annoying and 'bad guy'-identifying chemicals".

The plans were obtained under the US Freedom of Information by the Sunshine Project, a group which monitors research into chemical and biological weapons.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4174519.stm

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8. Joint Non-Lethal Weapons Directorate chief speaks:

Captain Dan McSweeney of the Joint Non-Lethal Weapons Directorate at the Pentagon said the defence department receives "literally hundreds" of project ideas, but that "none of the systems described in that <1994> proposal have been developed".

He told the BBC: "It's important to point out that only those proposals which are deemed appropriate, based on stringent human effects, legal, and international treaty reviews are considered fordevelopment or acquisition."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4174519.stm

SO...a mere pipe dream?

[Ian David]

2. Part of thuh homersexal ajender?

If they can't racrute tha chillrin, thay'll spray em wit kemmakills to tern em kweer.

Butt wate...

I reckoned been gay was a choice. If you kin tern summin gay wit kemmakills, maybees its bia-lojical like? Like mebbes there born that ways?

Or mebbe all them thar kweers are bacauze of the plastics?

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3. Canceled, along with the "Curiously Foreign Accent" bomb,

which would cause enemy commanders to begin speaking like Inspector Clouseau; and the "I Want My Mommy" bomb, which, on impact, would distribute flannel PJs, stuffed bears, the book 'Goodnight Moon' and the scent of lavendar over an area of three square hectares.

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4. "Don't ask, don't tell" just got a lot weirder

This rivals NAZI technology towards the end of the war. What else will they think of next?

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5. "Faecal odor":

Since 1945 there had been extensive research into the effectiveness of the "Who? Me?" bomb, the declassified documents said.

But it was found "that people in many areas of the world do not find faecal odour offensive since they smell it on a regular basis".

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6. "Sunshine Project" smells like work of Jim Channon of the "First

Earth Battalion", protogee of Major General Albert Stubblebine III and long-time buisness pal of Professor Hugh Fudenberg.....

SEE:
"Crazy Rulers of the World":
http://worldofwonder.net/archives/2004/10/05/the_goat_people.php
http://www.potentialsmedia.com/JimChannon.html
http://www.potentialsmedia.com/channonphoto.html
and
http://briandeer.com/wakefield-deer.htm

[Zenlitened]

7. You think this is a joke? Look how fiendishly successful they were...

... with the Soy Bomb!



:D

[Ian David]

9. CHAOS has been working on a "Nude Bomb" since 1980

Fortunately, the evil plot was foiled by Maxwell Smart and the other agents at Control.

[GAspnes]

10. Right up there with "The Funniest Joke"

Voice Over:
It was not long before the Army became interested in the military potential of the Killer Joke. Under top security, the joke was hurried to a meeting of Allied Commanders at the Ministry of War.

Cut to door at Ham House.
Soldier on guard comes to attention as dispatch rider
hurries in carrying armoured box.

Notice on door:
"Conference. No Admittance"

Dispatch rider rushes in.
A door opens for him and closes behind him.
We hear a mighty roar of laughter...
A series of doomphs as the commanders hit the floor or table. Soldier outside does not move a muscle.


http://www.jumpstation.ca/recroom/comedy/python/joke.html