Ted Nugent has moved to Crawford, TX!!!!!

[spanone]

CNN just reported that Ted Nugent has moved from Michigan to Crawford, TX. and that he is holding a benefit so the Crawford High School band can go to inaugural. Is this true that the fucking idiot from Michigan actually MOVED to Crawford? If so, this man is much sicker than I ever thought. What a moran. Maybe since george is regularly visited by God, Ted wanted to get nearer my prez to thee.

[MichaelHarris]

1. man if only sex threads were allowed

I could come up with a doozy.

[No Exit]

4. Does this mean * really has a man date? n/t

[MichaelHarris]

17. and his name is Ted

yo yo yo. I wanna be a cowboy yo yo

[No Exit]

23. "La Cage Au Fools"! n/t

[Deja Q]

69. They never were. But don't worry, the targets of your unspoken doozy...

will ultimately feel the same way.

[UTUSN]

2. What Did That Miserable Town DO to Deserve Everything n/t

[otohara]

3. How Frightening For The Kids

His music can lead to serious mental disorders.

[LuCifer]

5. On the bright side...

...if this is true, at least the people of Michigan can breath a HUGE sigh of relief!!!

Lu Cifer, hey Ted...stay away from the sheep you sick bitch!

[dkofos]

42. he went there for the sheep

[Bozita]

6. angling for appointment as head of Selective Service?

[Coventina]

7. And Crawford's average IQ just took a massive dive.....

I feel for the good people of Crawford.

[Cleita]

8. Somewhere I read that like-minded souls cluster together

with their own kind in the afterlife whether it be in heaven or hell. Seems like this is happening in real life as well. Maybe we can get all Bush supporters to move to Crawford, Texas and then build a fence around them.

And why would there need to be a benefit for the high school band? You'd think the President would reach into his pocket and pay to bring them to the inauguration. It's the least he could do.

[Chipper Chat]

9. Maybe Nug has found jay-eee-zus?

nt

[blueknight]

10. i read that

he moved right down the road from his idol! but it also said he was keeping his place in michigan

[Buddyblazon]

11. BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!

Mr and Mrs America....this just in!

The Nuge has announced that he's pulled out of Michigan...a frustrated Michigan could not be reached for comment.

Ted responded by saying, "WANG DANG...SWEET POON TANG!"

[madrchsod]

12. i bet Michigan doesn`t miss him at all.

he probably moved there because he can hunt deer year round and use salt lick "traps".

[apple_ridge]

13. Congratulations Michigan!! One less idiot.

[Nite Owl]

14. Why doesn't he just pay

for them to go instead of making a big thing out it? Cheapskate.

[Elidor]

15. Let's send some real estate listings to Dennis Miller

He needs to join this party.

[mediaman007]

16. Is he afraid of horses too?

[leesa]

26. Probably either shoots them or rapes them. Take your pick.

Congratulations to Michigan!

[MissBrooks]

18. more chances to shoot things in Tx

[blm]

19. Better warn the people of his proclivity for underage girls. And how he

dodged Vietnam by pretending to be a homeless derelict covered in his own excrement for days when he showed up at the draft board.

THAT is a Bush-approved patriot.

[Chipper Chat]

30. All records have been destroyed.

(Military ones , that is)

[Dr Fate]

20. Send all the bastards to Crawford for all I care...

...w/ all due apologies to the non-bastards of Crawford, of course!!!

[Buddyblazon]

21. I work in concert production.

I worked a festival (Hog-fest in Winter Park) with the Nuge a couple of years ago.

At one point...he pulled out a crossbow...a lifesize Saddam Hussein cutout descended from the overhead truss...and he drilled it with an arrow. The crowd went nuts. It was like a regular...ahem...rally.

It certainly was one of those eye-opening experiences in my life.

[gollygee]

22. Yay! They can have him :D - we Michiganders won't miss him one bit

Have a good time in Crawford, Ted . . .

[Siyahamba]

34. Maybe we can ship off Kid Rock next

:)

[The Backlash Cometh]

24. Sick and scary.

Sounds like they're circling the wagons.

[mrbill]

25. Is Theodore A Nugent the assholes real name?

Does he have a wife named Shermane A Nugent?

If so he bought some land there.

on edit, google sez it is.

he bought 269.121 acres in 2003.

wonder how he gets the ag/timber use property tax exemption?

[TwilightZone]

29. Yep, that's him.

And his wife's name is Shermane.

[LibertyorDeath]

27. Do they come any dumber than this white trash mother fucker

I think not!!!!

[peekaloo]

28. memo to Lone Star Iconoclast Editor: Do not accept hunting invites

from Theodore.

[noamnety]

31. I welcome his assistance in planning the inauguration

He had a concert cancelled here a couple years back for using his morning radio show to announce that the words "g--ks" and "n-----s" weren't really offensive.

Nugent lyrics excerpts:

(wango tango)
You take her right ankle out
You take her left ankle out
You get her belly propped down
You get her butt propped up
Yeah lookin' good now baby
I think you're in the right position now baby
Yeah but if you ain't quite ready I'll make sure everything is a little bit nicer 'cos
I'm gonna get a little talcum

Seems he has some good insight into Bush's plans for America.

[spanone]

36. Moral Values, folks, Moral Values.

[JohnnyRingo]

32. And Michigan says....."No trade backs!"

[Lone_Star_Dem]

33. I only live about 140 miles from there

Do you think I'm safe or could combination of the Nugent/Bush sickness spread all the way out to where I live?

[spanone]

35. I think you are waaaay to close for comfort. Good Luck!

[Lone_Star_Dem]

37. I just checked Austin is only 117 miles from there....

Their liberalness should cancel out all the dangerous vibes before they reach me... Whew.

[mrbill]

38. here ted's address if you want to pay him a visit.........

ted and shermane nugent

2424 Coopers Crossing Road
China Springs, Texas
76633-3121

[Lone_Star_Dem]

39. I'll have to pass on that one...

The man give me the major creeps. I saw him once on some television program prancing around bragging how he killed all his own meat. It sent visions of Texas Chainsaw Massacre dancing through my head.

[spanone]

40. Hey, check our the Nuge website.Sicko

http://tednugent.com/ What comes up on his page??? A Freakin' ad for an AK-47 Parts Kit. Is this man a lunatic or what?? edit: put on your rubber gloves.

[apple_ridge]

41. I have got to have that cammo cowboy hat! Fking awesome!!

[bipolarity1]

43. He's lived in Crawford for

a year now and yes, he's a Republican. YUCK! He's doing a benefit concert for the Crawford High School band to raise money for them to go to the inauguration.

[spanone]

48. He's not just a republican he's a right wing-nut case.

[MisterP]

44. here's a toast to him shooting something big, nasty, pointed, and vengeful

on the Llano Estacado

[orpupilofnature57]

45. Good cover up for being a teenaphile all his life. Take the N.R.A ..

with you.

[Cozmosis]

46. The Nuge is nuts!

:)

[Kahutec]

47. Ted isn't leaving home!

The big deer live out his back door! Crawford will not hold the MadMan!

[Catchawave]

49. Can't think of a better neighbor for GeorgeW....LQQKie here:

http://www.nocompromise.org/news/000731c.html

Excerpts from website:

Quotes and Stories from Ted's Writings and Interviews
ON OTHER PEOPLE

"My being there (South Africa) isn't going to affect any political structure. Besides, apartheid isn't that cut-and-dry. All men are not created equal." - Detroit Free Press Magazine , July 15, 1990

(About Haiti) "We should put razor wire around our borders and give the finger to any piece of shit who wants to come here." - Westword Newspaper , Denver, Colorado, July 27, 1994

" conversations are peppered with the word nigger. He refers to his upcoming tour of Japan the Jap Whack Tour." - Detroit Free Press Magazine , July 15, 1990

"...Yeah, we want to go to Saudi Arabia, man, and see if we can't get a four iron and knock people's laundry off the top of their heads. Wear laundry on your head and die, is the basic theme of the Damn Yankees ... (The Damn Yankees was Ted's band in the '90s)" - WRIF-FM, Detroit, Ted Nugent as guest D.J., September 25, 1990

"... And in my mind, I'm going why can't I just shoot this guy in the spine right now; shoot him in the spine, explain the facts of life to him... " - WRIF-FM, Detroit, Ted Nugent as guest D.J., September 28, 1990

"About national health care: The government must stay out of my life. If there are weenies who are in the liability column of our nation, tough shit." - Westword Newspaper , Denver, Colorado, July 27, 1994

<snip>

ON WOMEN

"Anybody that doesn't think it is better to blow someones brains out than to be raped, deserves to be raped! If you don't think your life is worth it then please go out there, don't wear any underpants and get RAPED!! Cuz you deserve it ..." - WRIF-FM, Detroit, Ted Nugent as guest D.J., September 23, 1991

"When other guys were getting high, I would grab a couple babes, go squirrel hunting and see just how mini mini-skirts could get." - Detroit Free Press Magazine , July 15, 1990

"... I met a couple of guys in line yesterday and they say write something to my girlfriend, she won't let me go hunting. I wrote her something, I wrote Drop dead bitch. What good is she, trade her in, get a Dalmatian, who needs her, the wench." - WRIF-FM, Detroit, Ted Nugent as guest D.J., September 25, 1991

<snip>

ON MILITARY SERVICE

He claims that 30 days before his draft board physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last 10 days, he ingested nothing but Vienna sausages and Pepsi; and a week before his physical, he stopped using bathrooms altogether, virtually living inside pants caked with his own excrement, stained by his urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment, he says. "... but if I would have gone over there, I'd have been killed, or I'd have killed, or I'd killed all the hippies in the foxholes...I would have killed everybody." - Detroit Free Press Magazine , July 15, 1990

<snip>
HUNTING AND HUNTING ETHIC

..."unethical," says Mr. Caires, who was angered after he took Nugent out on a hunt in April. "He shoots at anything," Mr. Cairnes claims. "You should kill what you can use. He just likes to kill a lot of animals." (Cairnes is a hunting guide who takes people out to stab wild pigs in Hawaii) - The Wall Street Journal, July 25, 1995, 'Why Sit on the Beach When You Could Stab a Wild Pig?

"... First thing I slayed...I was nine years old. It was a squirrel, these ladies were feeding it, you know, and I said, 'excuse me, bam.' No it wasn't a pet squirrel. I had it stuffed and petted it for years after that." - WRIF-FM, Detroit, Ted Nugent as guest D.J., September 26, 1991

Whacking is a term Nugent uses to describe what he does to his prey with bow and arrow. Whack 'em and stack 'em,' he says. - Detroit Free Press Magazine , July 15, 1990

Participants pay the Renegade Ranch (a fenced in, 300-acre canned hunting recreation area) for the animals they kill - anywhere from $500 for a wild boar to $5,500 for a six-point elk. Nugent tacks on a $250 fee for serving as celebrity guide. - Detroit Free Press Magazine , July 15, 1990

+++++++++++++++++
Unfortunately, there's many more at the link :(

[spanone]

50. Not just stupid, dangerously stupid.

[Catchawave]

53. Typical Bush supporter he is ? !! ? Scary as Nugent is.....

ALOT of bushies believe this sh*t. Nah, make it, they eat this sh*t. And that, my DU friends, is what BushCo represents. The Toadies!

[Straight Shooter]

57. After reading Noogie's inflammatory rhetoric, it begs the question:

Why hasn't someone whacked him yet? :eyes:

[anarchy1999]

72. One sick POS. God, almighty, he's coming "home" to Crawford?

This is beyond the Pale!

God, please help Crawford. The heathens have found a home.

www.crawfordpeacehouse.org

Please give all you can. Also to the Iconoclast.

[Scout]

51. I hope it's true!

This Michigander says "good riddance" to moran Ted.

P.S. I do feel sorry for Crawford, a little bit.

[Dover]

52. Ahhhhh.......but Willie Nelson has just begun a BIODIESEL business

and will be selling it at truck stops! Take THAT Teddy baby!

[TWiley]

54. GOOD!

We have enough problems in Michigan. Let the Crawford Rednecks endure his sick ass.

They probably do not prosecute "sportsmen" for poaching in that area.

[fujiyama]

55. Good riddens

I hope he stays out of our blue state. He's a real worthless piece of shit.

Crawford, Texas is more suitable for that ass hole anyways.

[Liberal In Texas]

56. Crawford needs a stand-in Village Idiot while * is in DC. n/t

[Buns_of_Fire]

58. Maybe he'll convince JimRob and company to move threre, too

Maybe ALL the widdle fweepers will move there to be near their Lord and Savior.

Then, in about four years (four LOOOOOOOONG years!), boosh* is going to break their widdle hearts by selling the Pig Farm and moving back to someplace like Austin. After all, "Prairie Chapel Ranch" was never more than a fake movie set for "Boosh**'s Excellent Adventure", anyway.

[Boudica]

61. There goes the neighborhood

I am just SO happy that I live within 20 miles of these two sterling examples of humanity :eyes: . I am still waiting for the sexual predator postcard that the state of Texas sends. Catachawave thanks for the quote page. there is some ammo for LTTE in there.

Ted is a prime example of what I refer to as a Crawfascist. The definition being anyone who considers our dear leader to be the epitome of morality and leadership and whose presence is good for business.

[Buns_of_Fire]

64. You have my condolences

I hope at least you're upwind of those two.

On edit: Oh, and Welcome! :hi:

[mrbill]

71. Rancho de Chimpy and Rancho de Nuge..........

Interesting parallel between the Prarie Chapel Ranch and Rancho de Nuge.

So true, both are movie/tv sets.

The Nuge is more honest about it. A season of his VH1 show was shot at his Texas property.

You never see the actual Rancho de Chimpy, reporters are really standing in front of sets they rent from the locals.

Sorry Michigan, not sure you really lost him.

Slimey Ted just opened another branch of Nugent Enterprises, bet the home office stays in Michigan.

[moggie12]

59. Well, there goes the neighborhood...

Oh wait, it was already gone.

[Az]

60. Yay!!!!

:bounce:

[Name removed]

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[Chicago Democrat]

63. buh-bye... The Mid-West's animals are very happy!

!

[NVMojo]

65. he deserves Crawford, that stupid clone town has just about killed

the newspaper that spoke out against Bush and endorsed Kerry.

[hollowdweller]

66. He was afraid Mike Moore would do a film on him if he stayed in MI

[number6]

67. I want to see him sing Cat Scratch Fever at the EE-NOG

Jerry F. and Pat R. will love it :evilgrin:

[Booster]

68. He moved there because that's where most of the

rattlesnakes live and he wants to with his own kind.

[pdxmom]

70. This could be a good thing

Let's round 'em all up in one place. It'll be easier to keep an eye on them.