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The Da Vinci Code excels, however, at taking bits and pieces of the truth, exaggerating and weaving them into outlandish factions, as the readers are taken on a breathless Blyton-for-adults juggernaut: "Secrets, secrets, secrets... Blah! Blah! Blah!" With lashings of blood, hidden treasure, initiates, adepts, scary professors, codes, sexual rites and oodles of unholy twaddle about Jesus marrying Mary Magdalene, and the Holy Grail being in fact "sang real", namely, blood royal, being their secret holy bloodline... Blah! Blah! Blah! And the Catholic Church wanting to bury all this stuff, which is of course encrypted in the church of Saint Sulpice in Paris. Or is it the church of the Temple in London? Or is it a cave carved out of the living rock under the Rosslyn Chapel, Scotland? And the girl finally kisses her man, a handsome expert on "symbology", destined to be played by Tom Hanks in the planned movie of the book. Blah! Blah! Blah!
The "killer fact" conspiracy of The Da Vinci Code features the Catholic Church attempting to quash through the ages the female nature of God, and a holy ritual involving couples bonking in the inner sanctum. The Knights Templar, according to Brown and a host of historical fantasists, were liquidated by the Inquisition to prevent such "secrets" from coming to light.
But while Brown has exploited a mania for cocktails of religion, conspiracy and mystery, his seductive factions are anaemic compared with the authentic secrets and conspiracies of Holy Mother Church. For such is Catholicism's rich inheritance, it inhabits far more wide-ranging and fascinating dimensions of the mysterious.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/newspaper/0,,176-1429449,00.html