President Poo-Poo Pants

[King Coal]

The Post: Why do you think bin Laden has not been caught?

THE PRESIDENT: Because he's hiding.

[RubyDuby in GA]

1. Gump

You're a goddamned genius.

We have Forrest Gump for a president.

[driver8]

2. Why haven't we found WMDs?

"Because they're hiding."

Stupid is as stupid does...

[opihimoimoi]

3. Future Historians will have a field day wirh this guy...laughing and

wondering what went through our minds as we allowed the idiot in there twice no less

[TWiley]

4. I like to think historians will say the Neo-Cons

declared war on the United States, and staged a successful CIA - style coup. Odious propaganda combined with a bum's rush to seize or destroy anything democratic kept this nation on its heels and unable to mount a collective response.

[opihimoimoi]

6. The Neo Coup???

[TWiley]

7. Why yes .... That would be a great name.

The media if full of Neo-Poop. Neo-Poop is evidence of the Neo-Coup.

[Stirk]

5. Bush is a TV president, and it really shows in print.

If you read that quote in the paper, you immediately see how stupid it is. But if it's on television... well... then it's 85% how you look, 10% how you sound, and 5% what you say.

Look at how much editing the White House does when they put his press conferences or speeches online. Sadly, the corporate press edits the hell out of it, too.