Here's what needs to happen Inauguration Day.

[MsTryska]

Torrential rainstorms and some severe flooding in the DC area. (sorry DC)

[demnan]

1. No, snow is better

we panic and go insane here when it snows, sure to cause major chaos if you want it.

[donheld]

3. And Bitter cold

below -0 temperatures.

[MsTryska]

5. woohoo! Blizzards great big North Dakota-like blizzards.

the kind the freeze the snot coming out of your nose.


that would be cool. bush getting sworn in with snotsicles on his nose photographed for all posterity. it's better n' spit.


and eclipse would be cool too.

[Darknyte7]

10. She's absolutely right...

Snow would bring this damn coronation to a grinding halt. People lose their minds when it snows here.

[babylonsister]

2. Not fair to all those DUers and others

who will be there representing me. I really wish I could go.

[MsTryska]

7. this is true. maybe just a localized storm cloud there for the sole

purpose of raining on his parade?

[Buns_of_Fire]

4. ...accompanied by a large flock of birds,

all suffering diarrhea, passing directly over Little Boots just as he's taking the Oath of Office...

[Serial Mom]

6. freezing rain or ice storm

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

parade = cancelled
swearing in = cancelled
speech = cancelled
dinners = cancelled
parties = cancelled

[givemebackmycountry]

8. nah...

I am hoping for record lows, single digits.
A nice, slow moving, wet slushy snowfall that's ass deep.
Maybe even mix in some freezing rain, or an ice storm or two.

I want it to be as uncomfortable as possible, and I want it to be as difficult as possible to get around in DC that day.

Do you think they have vetted every snowplow driver or minimum wage day laborer that's going to be swept from temp services across the city to wield a snow shovel?

I just want it to rain on the Boy Kings parade.
And rain hard.

Fuck' em and his stupid rich soulless friends and his waste of time and money party.

For I am spending NOT ONE DAMN DIME (on that) DAY!!!!!!!!!!

[MsTryska]

12. well according to TWC

there are supposed to be snow showers. looks like it will be mild tho. high 40 low 20.

http://www.weather.com/activities/other/other/weather/tenday.html?locid=USDC0001&from=search_10day

[TwentyFive]

9. The sky becomes pitch black at noontime.

Lightening - Full moon - 100mph winds - Wolves howling - The ground shakes.

[ktowntennesseedem]

15. Cats and dogs living together,

real "wrath-of-God" type stuff

[Squeech]

11. They're all pretty good

Me, I'm hoping for a rerun of the inauguration of William Henry Harrison.

[MsTryska]

13. baha! only hitch is

he can't string enouhg non-sequiturs together to do a 2 hour speech (was it?)

[TwentyFive]

16. And, several hours in severe cold would spell danger for crash-cart.

[Warpy]

14. Global warning tornado

Karma

[rachelbirds]

17. Thursday's forcast

is it'll be the warmest day of the week with clear skys. Figures.

[MsTryska]

18. yes but the good news is....

that the high temp just dropped threee degrees since about an hour ago.


maybe it will wind up hitting a some cold front from somewhere and getting really nasty.