Chimp employs the Chimpbacca Defense Sunday Night (South Lawn)

[cspiguy]

The Chimpbacca Defense
"Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed country. My accusers would certainly want you to believe that our policies on

the Economy, Iraq, and the War on Terra have been stinky indisputable failures, and they make a good case. Hell, I

almost think so myself. But Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed country have one final thing I want you to consider.

(Presents slide of Chewbacca)

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives

on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense. Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot-tall Wookiee,

want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks. That does not make sense.

But more important, you have to ask yourself what does this have to do with Iraq, the Economy, and the War on Terra?

Nothing.

Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with these issues. It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a president who

lost the popular vote defending bonehead policies about places and matters I can't even pronounce and I'm talkin' about

Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and Gentlemen I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.

And so you have to remember when you're in that voting booth next November deliberating and conjugating the

Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No. Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed country it does not

make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must vote for Me.

I know I seem guilty. But ladies and gentlemen this is Chewbacca. Now think about that for one minute. That does not

make sense. Why am I talking about Chewbacca when millions of lives are on the line? Why? I'll tell you why. I don't

know. It doesn't make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense you must vote Republican. (Pulls a rubber monkey

out of his pocket) Here look at the monkey , look at the silly monkey. Thank You and Good Night."

(at which point many Democratic-leaning commentators and citizens heads explode.)

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1. one of South Park's best commentaries

but the most amazing thing is that there are actually people who buy it.

Pardon me while my head explodes. :nuke: :puke:

[cspiguy]

2. head exploding

if you believe this s&^%, you must acquit.