PHOTO: mrs. bush* SHOCKS the world with her new outfit (needs caption)

[diamond14]

at the opening events of the coronation ceremonies, Tuesday night....such dazzling fashion, no expense was spared, extra padding stuffed in there, highlights her BIG rear end....no ironing...custom fitted for someone else, a brand-new hair-do....plenty of XANAX for that all-the-time BIG SMILE....makes America PROUD of the first lady's appearance on the WORLD STAGE....:puke: :puke: :puke:








and earlier, at the military event....THESE STUNNINGLY ELEGANT OUTFITS ON THE FIRST AND SECOND ladies of the USA....:puke:

[Sannum]

1. She raided Ethel Kennedy's leftovers from the 60's

Ethel, not Jackie.

[rucky]

2. Hi, ho. Kermit the Frog, here...

Is that Fozzie Bear with him?

[realisticphish]

3. shrub looks like jack nicholson nt

[LeftyMom]

5. not as much as Laura

She has clearly hired the makeup artist who painted Jack's grin on when he played the Joker in the Batman movie.

ETA: Bad facelift? I don't recall her looking that slant-eyed in the past.

[realisticphish]

9. whoa, you're right

i hadnt actually focused on her face :scared:


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[Matilda]

34. Mouth a bit odd, too.

Look at the second and third photographs.

Has she been incommunicado recently?

[MileHiStealth]

4. Holy Shit !!!! Isn't that the color of ....

that car from "The Fast and the Furious" ?
Must have NOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!

[neebob]

6. No caption here, but I must say

that suit is very green and shiny. And what's going on with her left boob?

[diamond14]

11. that's padding....it shifted slightly out of place.....she needs to get a

much better and more expensive FOUNDATION...one where the padding doesn't SHIFT at public events and something to hold in her BIG FAT ASS....


she also desperately needs a NEW dress/suit designer....whoever did that green gorp should be FIRED (oops...sorry...bushites never fire their INCOMPETENTS)...

[jeff30997]

12. She hate everything on the left so she's wearing...

Half a bra to punish her left boob.

[Cronus Protagonist]

7. I thought there was only ONE "The Joker" - now there's THREE

Them two make the other one seem kinder and gentler too...




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[Clark2008]

8. This is awful to say, and I'm gonna hate myself in the morning, BUT

do you have to have big hips to be First Lady?

Maybe I'm jealous. I have no hips.

Or it could be that suit.

ICK!

I LOVE green! Green is my favorite color. Just not bright, shiny, green on a woman on whom green does NOT look good. She could do a hunter, but not this. Bleach.

[Stephanie]

10. ODL has the exact same hairdo as on Father Knows Best

Am I wrong? What was her name?

It is FRIGHTENING how regressive they are. They have remade ODL into a complete Stepford wife. Doesn't she look like Pat Nixon?

[virgdem]

14. Yes, she does look like Pat Nixon..

all she's missing is that good Republican "cloth coat." (sarcasm on)

[Matilda]

33. Jane Wyatt (Father Knows Best).

n/t

[Lorien]

13. She's got a Nancy Reagan 'do!

and she should sue for malpractice over that facelift. Ouch!

[Hardrada]

20. A Strange Shade of Green

A title of a John D. MacDonald mystery maybe. Seriously, wasn't that shade of green the Reichsmama is wearing in style in, like, 1999? Wait...it wasn't ever in style!! That was more of an olive green fad.

[anarchy1999]

15. Just run a way! Nothing but scary here. More than a horror a good

horror flick to be seen. Good god, help us all.

[Buddyblazon]

16. Someone beat me to it....

but that women's got some child bearin' hips.

My g/f doesn't have hips either. So their are men out there that love you ladies too.

But I always thought it was weird when women with hips would say, "I hate my huge hips."

Uh...hello...that's one of the features that makes you women. Men like hips.

I for one...love my hipless women. The first one I dated. But she's still hot. Still got the curves. Just more subtle.


But that dress. What poor couch paid the ultimate price for that rag?

I'm reminded of the scene in "History of the World: Part One"...when Gregory Heinz (God rest his soul) got a face full of the "Roman Red"...and declared, "EVERYTHINGS SO GREEEEEEEN."

[LibeMatt]

27. Wasn't that...

...Mel Brooks as King Louis XVI, right after snorting some toot, right before Madmoiselle Rimbaud requests her father's freedom from the Bastille, and is faced with the proposition: "hump or death"?

Speaking of toot, perhaps she mixed some in with her Xanax to get that smile...

[imenja]

17. She looks lovely in the green suit

The president is a jerk, but we don't need to hate on his wife. She is a nice lady. Cut her some slack.

[anarchy1999]

18. Says it all:

THESE STUNNINGLY ELEGANT OUTFITS ON THE FIRST AND SECOND ladies of the USA....

"STUNNINGLY ELEGANT"---and of the USA!"

May we all eat cake, please, and soon.

[jayctravis]

19. Well, that's what I call a green dress.

Third one you have Laura doing her burrito impersonation and Mrs. Cheney in what I believe is called "periwinkle". I think that was a crayon in the Crayola box.

Fourth: "It's the big one Elizabeth!"

[DrWeird]

21. Yikes.

Pimp My Dress?

[madrchsod]

22. she`s a lime green pickle!!!!

there she is america- a lime green first lady!!!! it`s the new fashion!!!jackie had "the hat" and the hair style that swept the nation now it`s pickles lime green suits!!! three wonderful days of "what not to wear"!!!!

[MidwestTransplant]

23. She is CLEARLY medicated.

[madrchsod]

24. the sleeves are to short aren`t they..good catch...

this page will be saved for my daughter

[anarchy1999]

25. Wait a minute, its' all red, white and blue!

Once again, god, please forgive us all and help us all. America has failed to be blessed, we've all fallen. Please don't judge us by who is/are representing "us". I believe them to be low lifes. But hey, what do I know?

[The Night Owl]

26. Laura Bush is turning into a cartoon...

[DeepModem Mom]

28. Looks like she's had yet another eyelift --

who advises her on her cosmetic surgery, I wonder, and who performs it?

[anarchy1999]

30. Jeez, babe, that pic is nothing but scary. Please for the sake of us

all, remove it, yet wait, don't. Leave it for all to see.

[walldude]

29. Why do I suddenly have a craving for a Margarita n/t

[flygal]

31. Looks like an amway convention

[fleabert]

32. *this* is what 40 million buys nowadays? the dollar is doing worse

than I thought!