OMG it's the night hostess at Cracker Barrel!

[Bluebear]

"Table for five, smoking, over here y'all!"

[aquart]

1. I like the dress.

Laura realizing she looked like a frump and doing something about it is not the cause of our problems. Most First Ladies go thru this.

[Mistress Quickly]

6. I liked the dress also

It was very flattering on her.

There. THERE! See I can be nice.

** pats self on back **

[aquart]

7. And don't you feel better for it?

[Bluebear]

8. It's friggin stripes ferchrissakes lol

[Pastiche423]

11. Is that the "awning" dress?

[aquart]

12. Tiny narrow stripes. Provides color texture.

Older women need dresses with interesting texture to distract from our wrinkles and sags.

I like the dress.

[Wickerman]

2. lol

[The Zanti Regent]

3. Did Divine rise from the dead?

looks like it to me...

[MikeG]

4. It hides her Big Ass.

[aquart]

9. No, dear. The Big Ass is right by her side.

Perfectly visible.

[ebayfool]

10. Very good, LOL!

[yinkaafrica]

5. We need the smoking section

Please bring the sweet tea with our menus.

[coda]

13. A quote from the 1st Coronation

"If Laura Bush truly wants her gown to reflect the tone of this
inaugural, she ought to shoplift it."

-- San Francisco Chronicle 1/4/01