The kind of fun only a $1,000 ticket can buy (photo)

[bobweaver]

[Sannum]

1. a real classy affair

:eyes:

[LudwigVan]

2. Animal cruelty.

And Bevo no less.

[Ezlivin]

3. Which one will be eaten later?

:think:

[Village Idiot]

4. My sister won in 1996!

[FizzFuzz]

5. Are the Watermelon eating contests after this?

:angry sarcasm:

[jmowreader]

6. Oh, come on! That caption is just too cruel

The one to my left, her right, is attractive. Not stunningly beautiful, but pretty nonetheless.

That's a good-looking bull.

The one to my right, your left, is not so hot, but trust me--there are far worse.

[theboss]

7. The one on the right reminds me of Miss Ellie from "Dallas"

I always wanted to go to the Oil Barons' Ball.

[fob]

10. Wait a minute! Are telling me the one on the right is NOT a photoshop

of bush*s face over someone else's?

[jmowreader]

11. Even if it is, she's still not the ugliest girl in the bar

We're talking Texas. Contrary to what the chamber of commerce down there might tell you, not all of the women in Texas are beautiful.

[fob]

12. By FAR not the ugliest, but I SWEAR she's bush*s twin!

[Batgirl]

8. judging by the curtains in the background

I suspect these three are party operatives re-enacting how they frightened would-be voters away from the polls down in Ohio.

[OutsourceBush]

9. two cows and a steer

[Neshanic]

13. Ann Coulter should not be laying down. She has work to do!