Where are the Bush twins?...I haven't seen them in their De la renta gowns

[glarius]

Dubya and Laura have been shown at all 9 balls tonight, but NOBODY has even mentioned the girls!....How come....Hmmmmmm....

[patrice]

1. Some religious leader called them Jezebels.

They've probably been sent home to change.

[smirkymonkey]

2. Probably out scoring H or something.

Heavy drug use is the only way to get through these things.

[Somawas]

4. What? Uncle Rush didn't bring them the drugs!

n/t

[smirkymonkey]

9. Uncle Rush doesn't share

Sorry girls, you're on your own! :evilgrin:

[rox63]

3. Probably passed out drunk somewhere n/t

[Cleita]

5. They have probably been excused and are

at their local getting drunk in private. They do have a local. It was on AAR yesterday, but I don't remember the name. The person who outted them said that when they hang out there, everyone not acceptable can't come in.

[glarius]

6. It seems weird to me that nobody has even mentioned them tonight!

As I remember it from the last time, Bush danced with Laura and then his daughters at these balls....It's as if everyone is purposefully avoiding mentioning them....Seems fishy to me.

[CottonBear]

11. They didn't choose their Dad.

My dad was a John Birch Society member and a politically active Republican.
He was still my dad.

[KC21304]

7. I'm sure Jenna is too embarrassed to go out in public after

the story is out she can't get a job because she can't meet the " No Child Left Behind " qualifications.

[two gun sid]

8. They stopped by

my house tonight to buy some dope. Drank all my beer and tried to cheat me on the price. I had to throw the skanks out. I was afraid my neighbors were gonna call the cops on me.

[PROGRESSIVE1]

10. Their "gowns" don't look so good.

I saw some pictures and the dresses are not for them!

[Benhurst]

12. The Bush twins in de la Renta gowns? That doesn't sound right.

Maybe you heard they were stepping out in low rent gowns. :shrug:

[UFGainesville]

13. I saw them

at one of the balls, but I can't remember which one. They were wearing pretty Carolina Herrera's (my favorite!)