This Has to Be Homer Simpson...

[kuozzman]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20050121/od_nm/crime_czech_beer_dc

PRAGUE (Reuters) - A Czech man is being taken to court after he hid in a restaurant washroom until the employees had left and then hooked up beer kegs directly to his mouth.

Cleaning staff found him drunk and lying on the floor of the bar at the restaurant in the city of Brno, about 200km (120 miles) east of Prague, the CTK news agency reported on Thursday.

"He had broken the door of the cooling mechanism ... and detached the hoses leading from the keg, squashed them in his mouth and literally filled himself up with beer," CTK quoted a police official as saying.

The man will be charged with damaging property because he caused 8,000 crown ($340) damage to the beer cooling box.

[peekaloo]

1. or Barney...."Ut oh I think my heart stopped.......ah, there it goes".

:D

[DS1]

2. Hey, someone spilled beer in this ashtray! *slurp* Aahhh!

[njdemocrat106]

4. "Hook it up to my veins!"

Who knew Barney was Czech? ;-)

[rinsd]

6. hehehehehehe----

While Homer attempts to suck the last bits of beer from Moe's taps

"Forget it Homer, Barney already sucked 'em dry...cut his gums up pretty bad"

[LSdemocrat]

3. Definitely more of a Barney thing

Clearly an important topic for debate at DU.

[jdots]

5. Chimp would do something like this if daddy wasn't rich

[Javaman]

7. Homer maybe, more like Barny Gumble...