Caption?

[kuozzman]

[atommom]

1. "Does this suit make my butt look big?"

[Kikosexy2]

2. Do I have...

sit thru this b*llsh*t pa? Can't I go out and bomb another country or something?

[AwakeAtLast]

3. W: "What do I do now?"

Sr: "How am I supposed to know? I never got this far!"

[bobweaver]

4. "That wasn't me, it was Laura."

[Vincardog]

5. I just 'made' in my pants , That is ok son I have your back

[theresistance]

6. "Where are we again?"

[More Than A Feeling]

7. "Mr. President, tell him to stop kissing the back of my head!" n/t

[NervousRex]

8. Don't fuck with again me old man...

or I'll have you "heart-attacked" or "cancered"...I'm a two-term president now!

[Crankie Avalon]

9. "Oh, you think so, huh?..."

...Well, Dad, us two-term Presidents know all kinds of things you couldn't possibly understand. Still, I salute you for captugating Saddam...oh, wait, that wasn't you, either."

[Tony_Illinois]

10. "I told you not to worry, 41 -- with the meds she's on, she CAN'T talk."

[Comicstripper]

11. "Where do babies come from?"

or
"I can't put the paper down. I got one of those uh-rections you told me about."
or
"Did Quayle ask you to tickle him, like Dick does to me?"