Where would Bush be today IF...

[Speck Tater]

...If grandpa hadn't cashed in financing Hitler, where would GW be today?

My vote: He'd be a drunk janitor in some Texas trailer park.

[Arkana]

1. One of those creepy restroom attendants who watch you pee

[Osamasux]

2. He would have actually had to serve in the military

and would have either been KIA or AWOL.

[kweerwolf]

3. If he had served in the military ...

... he'd have been more likely to have been "fragged" or at least killed in a "friendly fire" incident than actually been killed in action.

[ashmanonar]

4. shot in teh back by his own troops.

completely. cuz you know, i'm sure poppy would have made SOME money. so * would have been an officer rather than a lowly private.

[tcfrogs]

6. Perhaps this...

KIA by his own troops, AKA Douglas Niedemayer (Animal House reference, for those of you aren't familiar.)

[HawkerHurricane]

5. Well...

if his Grandpa had done the right thing and stopped finacing Hitler, say in 1938, he'd be a tiny bit poorer... BUT he might have grown up a better person.

(I'm a firm believer that no man is irredeemably evil... and that with the right example, anyone could be better as a human being.)

[dweller]

7. if he was lucky enough to even have a job

but he'd probably blow it up.
dp

[against all enemies]

8. Let's see, The gas is the Middle East and the cigarette is his foreign

policy. You're right he is going to blow us all up.