What is it that the Rs eat that makes them so pasty, white and round? They

[bobweaver]

look like bread dough while it's rising.

[Cleita]

1. It must be the cake they eat before they throw

the crumbs to the rest of us.

[AndyTiedye]

2. They Eat Babies. That's Why They Don't Like Abortion

[Mr_Spock]

7. Mmmmm, babies!

:D

[gater]

3. I heard once that it was elementary school children...It could be true!

[Stop_the_War]

4. It's the bullshit they've been eating

[McKenzie]

5. maybe they suffer from chronic constipation?

they are full of shit after all.

[gizmo1979]

6. It's because they have no soul !!!

[Paul Hood]

8. I think I look pasty, white and round.

I don't think it's what I eat as much as how much I eat. At least as far as the round part goes. I don't think bringing appearance into the discussion is helpful.

[UTUSN]

9. But We're Sure You Don't Look Like THIS

Or, put another way, why do wingnut Ijits look alike?

[Cleita]

10. Yeah, they do have that Pillsbury doughboy look about them.

And why do they look so alike? Could it be the exclusivity and inbreeding?

[UTUSN]

14. Maybe It's the Ears

http://www.peerlesshardware.com/wingnut.htm

[Paul Hood]

13. Believe it or not I think some of those pictured

look better than me.I think it's great that you put Milosevic in with the group. But still, I'm sure there are a lot of people who are anti- fascists who sort of have that doughy middle aged white guy look.

added guy to make white guy look.

[UTUSN]

15. But We Distinguish Between the Inner You and Wingnuts n/t

[Paul Hood]

16. Thanks. But I still think you should see the ideas not the face. eom

[neebob]

11. Puppies and kittens? nt

[philosophie_en_rose]

12. it's all the white bread and milquetoast...

And their aversion to sunlight...

More like mushrooms, though (kept in the dark and fed on shit)