bush*: "I swear, it really is this big . . ."

[idiosyncratic]

[liberal N proud]

1. Rummy thinks it is much smaller

I dont have a pic but there are many of him with a much smaller take on the little guy

[The_Casual_Observer]

2. Now, I dare anybody to deny the resemblance to a chimp...

[deminks]

3. Condi's opinion.

[Dr.Phool]

8. We had 9 inches of snow last night.

The president says this is 9 inches.

[rzemanfl]

9. One thing about Condi, she taught me that you can hate an

African-American woman without being either racist or sexist. Bullshit lies are bullshit lies regardless of the gender or ethnicity of the source.

[AlCzervik]

"your IQ drops this much everytime you hear me speak"

[sakabatou]

4. "My wife measured and it was this big..."

"Smallest fish I every caught."

[RobertSeattle]

5. This admin has a thing for using fingers as sizers while speaking

[ashmanonar]

10. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i nearly choked on easy cheese when i saw this. the colin powell one is HYlarious...

and we all knew rummy had a tiny penis.

on edit: come on...big missiles, big tanks, big ships, drop giant bombs and fire phallic symbols at iraq? you KNOW he's insecure about something.

[fob]

6. "This one time, at Camp David when Pa was presidentin, I was able

to get one in my mouth that, I kid you not, was *this* big around" bush* brags at a Healthcare rally before realizing he said it out loud.

[McCamy Taylor]

7. "I stuck the cat's head this far down my throat before I puked up."

[marew]

11. Youse guys are terrible...

I love it!!!