MUST SEE!-They are replacing the silicon chip (LOL)

[underpants]

Seated under a backdrop showing doctors during an operation, U.S. President George W. Bush (news - web sites) listens to doctors speak about medical record technology during a visit to the Cleveland Clinic in Ohio, January 27, 2005. As part of a two-day focus on health care issues, Bush said that more efficient computerized record-keeping can sharply cut medical costs and mistakes. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

[alexisfree]

1. He looks enlighten…

:crazy:

[rocktivity]

2. NEXT!

:evilgrin:
rocknation

[paineinthearse]

3. Close-up

[tridim]

4. That face..

displays a complete lack of any brain activity. Toys in the attic.

[Canuckistanian]

5. Nurse, there's nothing more we can do here.

Close up and note the time of brain death.

[alexisfree]

6. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

no brain in bush head...what they want to freeze his head so in the future when they are able to grow a brain

[thereismore]

7. This calls for a contest: BEST CAPTION

I nominate:

"Do you think he'll notice when I cut this thing out?"

[big peaches]

8. "My God, it's ....

... empty! Completely empty!"

[Midlodemocrat]

13. What an echo...

echo...echo....

[SammyBlue]

34. Look Ma! No Brains!!!!

[lostnfound]

9. JMO, but this is not appropriate for the front page. nt

[underpants]

12. *GULP*

front page? WOW!

[Sparkle]

26. You got to admit, it's quite funny!

[LeftHander]

10. "Strange....seems there is nothing but fat..."

nt

[alexisfree]

11. mmm..

intel inside ...idiot outside

[Hugin]

14. Looks like it's time to charge up... "The Bump". n/t

[Maiden England]

15. "ahh so THATS Cheney's undisclosed location...."

[Q3JR4]

16. .....

(Cue chirping crickets)...

[dbt]

17. ANOTHER bu$h pic with DEAD EYES.

There is nothing human behind them. Christ!

:freak:
dbt

[Arkana]

18. Caption!

"How on EARTH did he get a crayon all the way back here?"

[underpants]

22. Luckily they ray an X-ray ahead of time

[Hamsta1]

19. Alternate Caption

"That damn Rove has been messing around in here again! The compassion receptors are all disconnected and the invade iraq conduits are re-routed around the 'logic' and 'reason' checkpoints! And who wrote 'Dick Cheney Roolz' on the goddamn frontal lobe??"

[newyawker99]

30. Hi Hamsta1!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[DUBYASCREWEDUS]

20. WMD - LOCATED!

Finally! We may have the elusive Weapons of Mass Destruction! Quick, somebody call Rummy...

[lectrobyte]

21. "Nurse, check it out, this one is still running a 386!"

[Aristus]

23. Beep! -look concerned-

Beep! -say: "We are resolved"-

Beep! -say: "Ah made th'right decision!"-

Beep! -smirk knowingly-

Beep! -giggle nervously-

Beep! -say: "Lemme finish, lemme FINISH!"-

[DUBYASCREWEDUS]

24. 'WE CAN REBUILD HIM...

...WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY"

[LynzM]

25. Wow....

"As part of a two-day focus on health care issues, Bush said that more efficient computerized record-keeping can sharply cut medical costs and mistakes..."

Know what I do for work? I spend all day finding and fixing those mistakes. Yes, it can help, but it doesn't prevent mistakes.

Sorry, bad day at work, and that was just irking me :P

Can we give him some smarts, while we're in there?

[Merlot]

28. Can you say "Your Medical Records on a Microchip?"

That's what "more efficient computerized record-keeping" really means. You've lost all privacy.

And the pic, well, it was a LOL moment. But I can never laugh to long at them, because there is always somethign sinister lurking beyond.

[TaleWgnDg]

27. LOL . . . too damn funny, underpants!! and thanks . . . n/t

[Rapcw]

29. LOL good one n/t

[Applan]

31. He really meant to say we should be using the internets more efficiently

THE PRESIDENT'S BRAIN IS MISSING!!

[Oldtimeralso]

32. Eureka!!!

This void is a PERFECT VACUUM, this discovery is worthy of the Nobel prize in Physics

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

33. Coming to a revival theater near you...

They Couldn't Save Bush's Brain!!!!!

[NurseLefty]

35. Dr. Smith, this very much looks like the brain of a troglodyte!

<>

[Ganja Ninja]

36. "Look at those marks just under his scalp is that a 666 or 999?"

[dutchdoctor]

37. The problem with your brain mr Bush..

As you may know the brains consists of two hemispheres, the right and the left.
The problem with you, mr Bush, is that in the right hemisphere there is nothing left, and in the left hemisphere there is nothing right...

[dutchdoctor]

38. It's what we call in medical terms: "LONH"

"Lights On, Nobody Home"

[phusion]

39. What's wrong with his right eye?

It looks like they hit a nerve attached to his right eye. See how it's drooped?

And the above poster who said "dead eyes"...you are so right! It's scary to look.

[go west young man]

40. Excellent picture of Pat Robertson getting brain surgery!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

41. LOL! That's Ray Liota's expression from Hannibal after Lechter had

been chowing down on his brain!

[spanone]

42. His brain is from Abby, Abby Normal

[Viva_La_Revolution]

43. Spare head on e-bay....

thanks Nuke-Ya-Ler News
http://fireworksland.com/nuke/nukeyalernews.html