List of good things brought forth by Conservatism...

[devilgrrl]

I personally can't think of anything, uhmm... good. The only things I can think of is blowing shit up and racism but I could be wrong.

So, if conservatism is as fabulous as Novak says, tell me what makes it fabulous and what positives has it brought to American society?

The list should be really short.

[bobweaver]

1. Useless plastic trinkets made in China are now available worldwide.

[distantearlywarning]

2. New jobs!

It is now possible for any American to find employment at Wal-Mart, no matter where you live.

[Beetwasher]

3. American Flag Colostomy Bags?

:shrug:

[proud patriot]

4. The Tree Hugging Environmental Protection Laws

:D

[Rican1]

5. LIberal Backlash in 2006, 2008

[realFedUp]

6. bowties?

I'm stumped.

[Virginian]

7. If you do something wrong,

you get to blame Clintons penis.

[immoderate]

8. Horny, repressed, sexually frustrated women.

Yearning to break free.

--IMM

[Career Prole]

9. I dunno, but the undertakers are jazzed. n/t

[JanMichael]

10. Paternalism which allows me to make more money than women.

More money at the same job that is:-)

Oh and easier advancement.

Thank gods for that.