New Warning From Centers for Disease Control: Gonorrhea Lectim

[jazzjunkysue]

(pronounced "gonna re-elect him").

The Centers for Disease Control have issued a warning about a new virulent strain of
Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").

Half the citizens of the U.S. have contracted it after being screwed for the past four years, in spite of their having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease.

Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to:

* anti-social personality disorder traits
* delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor
* chronic mangling of the English language
* extreme cognitive dissonance
* inability to incorporate new information
* complete disdain for anyone not rich and privileged
* pronounced xenophobia
* inability to accept responsibility for their actions
* exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado
* uncontrollable facial smirking
* ignorance of geography and history
* tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies
* and a strong propensity for categorical ... all-or nothing
behavior.

The disease is sweeping the American capital. Naturalists and
epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease
originated only a few years ago in Texas and is still not being
recognized for the danger it is by the evangelical half of the
population.

The Center is working on plans to quarantine the carriers. Until then, continue to educate yourself on prophylactate measures, and

May The Force Be With YOU.

[complain jane]

1. Only cure is The Rapture.

[jazzjunkysue]

2. Worth a try!