Hey who looks like an idiot here?

[MSgt213]

Number one to have a heart attack at Holocost Memorial Service.

[Bluebear]

1. Dressed to go ice fishing at a funeral

How out of place he looks. How disrespectful he looks.

[rzemanfl]

8. Can't tell if he is dressed for ice fishing in this photo. Ice fishermen

usually wear chains or cleats on their boots so they don't fall on their ass. Bet he has them though, because if he fell on his ass the wires that run to his "heart" would come loose and Lynn would be a rich widow.

[Carni]

2. If I look at this photo a thousand times

The shock value will still be the same...WTF was this *person* thinking?????????

[Mabus]

7. at law school

I learned the proper objection in this situation is, "Objection your Honor, Carni is stating a fact not yet in evidence." To wit, that Cheney is capable of thought.

[linazelle]

11. He's thinking, I need something to cover my bulletproof gear...

BushCo is rife with cowardice...


:shrug: Wild guess.

[MADem]

14. He was thinking about revenge

His boss sent him on this "classic VP duty assignment" as punishment. How many funerals has he attended in the past? How many photo-op overseas memorials do we see him at?? NONE. They always made Colin Powell do that shit, or a convenient ex-president, like Daddy or Clinton.

But now, he's being treated like a TRADITIONAL VP. I think they are punishing him for the way Iraq is going. I'm anticipating that they'll haul Rumsfeld out of the Pentagon, stake him to the ground, and cover him with honey and unleash the ants....and put it on pay-per-view to reduce the national debt. They'll probably let people play whack a mole with Wolfie, too, for a price. That will happen AFTER the coup is complete, of course. Bush is stuck with their Iraq policy, and he's pissed that he did not have the judgment to pass on their lame ideas, so he is putting Dickie in the corner.

Dickie's inappropriate clothes just reflect his attitude. He's sending a message right back to the WH that he doesn't LIKE this shit, and will embarrass the country if it keeps up. The message is clear, and it is being sent straight to the top--don't make me do this shit ever again, or ELSE!

It's a pissing contest. In the end, Dick will win. He'll go back to his duck hunting and hiding in an undisclosed location, and collecting his paycheck. His wife will go back to her job at Heritage, writing hateful screeds. And Condi will get stuck doing this shit, because weecowboy doesn't have the patience for it.

[Carni]

16. You've got some good points

And this makes about as much sense as anything I have seen yet...

In other words it's a whole "I'll teach you to make me do this kind of thing again" attitude from Cheney.

[SHRED]

3. Maybe he...

is going snowboarding after?

:shrug:

[suegeo]

4. Next up is duck hunting with fat Tony Scalia.

Dick is a maroon. Can't wring the Wyoming out of that boy, can you.

[Mabus]

5. Remember that song from "Sesame Street"?

One of These Things
(Is Not Like The Others)

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
If you guessed this one is not like the others,
Then you're absolutely...right!
http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/wrong.htm

That was the first thing to pop into my head when I saw the pictures.

[Mabus]

6. "I've got three and half points and the Eagles."

Seems like an appropriate caption.

[Lefty48197]

9. I'll bet he forgot to bring a winter coat

and at the last minute, they sent somebody to the Polish Walmart.

[onenote]

10. damn coat has his name embroidered on it

seriously....this wasn't some last minute stopgap..its his damn coat...

onenote

[Booster]

12. I don't recall any other president or VP who had their name

embroidered on their damn clothes. It's like these damn Republicans think this is all some kind of God damn game and everybody needs to know who's on who's team. High school all over again.

[muse]

13. No, he did not. Wore appropriate black coat for wreath laying event.

He had the appropriate black coat with him that everyone else in this photo was wearing.

[Dirk39]

15. All of them...

Cheney didn't have any weapons at all. I don't see any bodyguards.
What's wrong with the other people? How could they let this happen?

Without a clue in Germany,
Dirk