Spongebob is just a minor figure in the gayification of our school children.
Now, I am going to couch my statements in the language of intolerance for the benefit of the fundies.The Gay Sponge isn't even the focal-point of the diversity training.
Who is the centerpiece?
Sesame Street!
That's right. Elmo is part of the Liberal Agenda!
Want proof?
Here's Elmo with left-wing pundit Jon Stewart
Also appearing on Sesame Street over the years:
Rosie O'Donnel (lesbian)
Harvey Fierstein (extremely gay)
Liberace (quintessentially gay)
Flip Wilson (cross-dresser)
Whoopie Goldberg (bisexual)
Ellen DeGeneres (lesbian)
Elton John (gay to the extreme)
Margaret Cho {militant lesbian feminist who compares being fisted to being a Muppet and has ties to GLAAD and MoveOn}
http://gaytoday.badpuppy.com/garchive/world/052797wo.htmAnyway, here's a list of all the cartoons, companies and individuals the fundies need to boycott to "protect" our children from the evils of tolerance:
Over 100 Beloved Children's Characters Unite in Unprecedented Recording November 10, 2004
November 10, 2004, NEW YORK – Arthur, Barney, Bear, Big Bird, Clifford, JoJo and SpongeBob,
as well as over 100 other beloved children's characters, have united to re-record the smash hit "We Are Family" in an unprecedented music video to
promote tolerance and diversity to America's children. The video, which demonstrates to children the importance of togetherness embodied in the word “family”, will be distributed to 61,000 public and private elementary schools in the United States on March 11, 2005, in celebration of the proposed National We Are Family Day.
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The video also features cameo appearances by Bill Cosby {adulterer and accused fondler} , Diana Ross and Whoopi Goldberg {race-mixing bisexual}. A PSA will also air in Crown Theatres across the nation.
More:
http://www.wearefamilyfoundation.org/Article_PR_ChildDVD.htmYes, James Dobson at Focus on {your} Family wants to protect our children from "tolerance."
Because, as Al Franken puts it, "To James Dobson, 'tolerance' is a code-word for 'anal sex'."
James Dobson says you have to "dig deeper" into the video because they are promoting anal sex by sneaking-in the back door of tolerance:
Arthur- PBS / WGBH
Barney- PBS / WGBH
Bear in the Big Blue House- Playhouse Disney
Big Bird- PBS (Sponsored by MacDonalds)
Clifford the Big Red Dog- PBS
JoJo's Circus- Disney
SpongeBob- Nickelodeon
Between the Lions- PBS
Blue's Clues-PBS
Bob the Builder-PBS
The Book of Pooh-Disnet
Dora the Explorer-- PBS and Noggin,
Jimmy Neutron- Nickelodeon
Kim Possible- Nickelodeon
Lilo & Stitch: The Series- Nickelodeon
Madeline- PBS
The Magic School Bus- PBS
The Muppet Show- Disney
The Proud Family- PBS
Rugrats- Nickelodeon
Zoom- WGBH Boston
Thomas & Friends- HIT Entertainment {hosted by George Carlin, blasphemer}
Pingu- HIT Entertainment
Rubbadubbers- HIT Entertainment
The Wiggles- HIT Entertainment
Babar- Nelvana
Franklin- Nelvana
Maurice Sendak's Little Bear- Nelvana
The Berenstain Bears- Nelvana
Beyblade- Nelvana
Dragon Tales- Sesame Workshop
Sagwa, The Chinese Siamese Cat- Sesame Workshop
Sesame Street- Sesame Workshop
Clifford The Big Red Dog- Scholastic Entertainment
Clifford's Puppy Days- Scholastic Entertainment
I SPY (HBO Family)- Scholastic Entertainment
The Magic School Bus (The Learning Channel), starring Lily Tomlin{lesbian}- Scholastic Entertainment
Dear America- Scholastic Entertainment
Animorphs- Scholastic Entertainment
Goosebumps {already banned by fundies}- Scholastic Entertainment
Maya & Miguel PBS KIDS GO!- Scholastic Entertainment
The Baby-sitters Club- Scholastic Entertainment
The Indian in the Cupboard - Scholastic Entertainment
The Mighty- Scholastic Entertainment
Philip Pullman trilogy- Scholastic Entertainment
His Dark Materials, for New Line Cinema- Scholastic Entertainment
The Koala Brothers- Cookie Jar Entertainment
Postcards from Buster- Cookie Jar Entertainment
Companies:
The Anti-Defamation League
Crown Theatres
Disney Channel
FedEx {When your boss asks you to over-night something, be sure to explain why you're boycotting Fedex! Fedex is sponsoring AND providinf free shipping for the tolerance video}
Nickelodeon
HIT Entertainment
Nile Rodgers/Sony Publishing
The Bernard Edwards Estate/Warner Chapel
Nelvana
Scholastic Entertainment
Sesame Workshop
Toni Mendez Shapiro Estate
WGBH
PBS
Guinness World Records (HIT Entertainment)
Corus Entertainment (owns Nelvana)
New Line Cinema
Spellbound Entertainment
Cookie Jar Entertainment
TV Ontario
Marc Brown Studios
Discovery Kids
The Discovery Channel
Yes, the fundies have some MAJOR boycotting to do!
So, if you are a fundie, PLEASE TELL YOUR CHILDREN TO BOYCOTT ALL OF THOSE!
And good luck not being murdered by your children in your sleep.
But, on the plus side, your kids can still watch:
Veggie Tales
And from James Dobson's Focus on {your} Family:
The Ribbits
Yes, Dobson has his own cartoon featuring frogs with erections:
The New Zoo Revue:
And of course, Davey and Goliath
(While not fundamentalist, Davey and Goliath are a Christian-produced show that often speaks of faith and God despite the subtle homo-erotic-beastiality undertones and the pagan "Maypole Dance" episode).
Yes, my fundie friends. Tell your children the only cartoons they can watch are Dave and Goliath, Veggie Tales, and The Ribbits.
And this is what you are in for:
YOUR JESUS IS POWERLESS BEFORE OF ELMO!!
Good luck, fundies. Now, remember, tell your children: No Spongebob. No Elmo. No Wiggles. No PBS. No Disney. No Nickelodeon. No muppets.
When they come for Spongebob, all the cartoon characters will stand beside him, and we will stand with them. When they come for Spongebob, we will all stand and say...
"I am Spongebob!"
"I am Spongebob!"
"I AM SPONGEBOB!!"
"I AM SPONGEBOB!!"
"I AM SPONGEBOB!!"
"I AM SPONGEBOB!!"
"I AM SPONGEBOB!!"