If you could give the Unpresident one bit of advice, what would it be?

[Raised_In_The_Wild]

Mine...Resign now, you Son of a Bush, before we can impeach your pimply little ass.

[mordarlar]

1. Rather than speak to the SOB i say we deport him to Iraq. One way ticket

[katinmn]

2. He doesn't take advice!

His advisors are only there to fulfill the twisted desires of his twisted little brain.

[demnan]

3. I'd tell him - Take a flying f*ck at a rolling donut.

n/t

[mopaul]

4. Resign before you are imprisoned

i can dream too

[complain jane]

5. Run, you little bastard.

I shit you not, you little freak.

[burn the bush]

6. get out now!

[11 Bravo]

7. Mix massive doses of barbituates with huge amounts of alcohol.

n/t

[Jokerman]

8. Eat more pretzels. n/t

[SammyWinstonJack]

9. No advice however I would ask him how he manages to sleep at night.

With all the death and destruction he has caused, it should be impossible for him not to wake up in the middle of the night, in a cold sweat. That would require a conscious, which bush** doesn't seem to possess.

[Syncronaut Seven]

10. Go see a play.

All my beer drinking buddies are mass murderers. Fraud.

[leftchick]

11. stop killing people

:(

[UdoKier]

12. Smoke a lot of cigarettes and eat nothing but huge steaks fried in butter.

It's really great for your health.

Make sure the cigs are menthol - twice the carcinogens!

[klyon]

13. Take responsibility and tell the complete truth

KL