Re-Caption and/or Photoshop Colin Powell and his little vial

[Sparkly]

It's an old picture, but I figured it could use a new caption considering the CIA's new report ("Iraq: No Large-Scale Chemical Warfare Efforts Since Early 1990s," which belatedly concludes that Saddam "abandoned major chemical weapons programs after the first Gulf War in 1991." DUH.)

(Alternatively, the possibilities for photoshopping that "United States" namething are endless...)

[yorgatron]

1. "this is what i was smoking when i agreed to do this shit

that's right,it's CRACK!"

[HysteryDiagnosis]

2. We have enough sperm in here to repopulate any ME country that we

anhialate... so what's the big deal??

[Sparkly]

3. "Just a few grains added to this glass of water kills half your braincells

with tragic results: stupidity for life. This is what Cheney put in the president's beer."

[TaleWgnDg]

4. "Yes, that's correct, Mr. Ambassador . . .

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"Yes, that's correct, Mr. Ambassador . . . in this vial I hold here in my hand before this United Nations Assembly is the brain of President George Walker Bush!"

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[DoYouEverWonder]

5. OK folks

if I don't get my way, I going to drop this vial of nitroglycerin and the whole place is going to blow. Understand, pass the resolution or else.

[wicket]

6. "the president's penis is about this size"

:puke:

[bobweaver]

7. We found the weapons of mass destruction. It's not much, but it IS proof.

[leftofthedial]

8. they promised me I'd be smoking crack

then I find out they meant Cheney's buttcrack