Crazy wingnut email

[DalvaThree]

This is all it said.

"You dims have no soul only puke."

[teenagebambam]

1. God, I wish...

....there was a subscriber list to get stuff like this in my email every day. Think of the fun!

[Up2Late]

16. Here is a truly GREAT post from there!!!!

from <http://teenagebambam.blogspot.com>

More on the SpongeBob Squarepants outing -- another organization has apparently confirmed “Dr.” Dobson’s suspicions about our poor little sea creature.

From the article:

A "homosexuality detection expert" at the similarly conservative Family Research Council told the NY Times that words like "tolerance" and "diversity" are part of a "coded language that is regularly used by the homosexual community."

I’m not sure which is creepier – that tolerance and diversity are bad words, or that an organization actually pays someone to be a homosexuality detection expert.

I detect it every day, for free, and I’m never wrong. Premature and optimistic in some cases, perhaps, but not wrong. Maybe I should be charging a consultation fee?

[mr blur]

18. Well obviously "tolerance" has no part in ther agenda,

and "diversity" might mean recognising people who aren't EXACTLY like them.

[ET Awful]

2. I'd just reply with

You rePukes have no soul, but you're pretty dim.

[peacebird]

10. love the reply ET Awful!

:yourock:

nothing like a simple twist on their very simpleminded phrase, eh?

[A HERETIC I AM]

12. Here's a good way to reply......

say something to the effect;

"I am so sorry to inform you, but Science has yet to develop the device that can measure how LITTLE I give a fuck about you/what you think."

[sui generis]

3. gosh that was so clever it just blew me away

can you reply?

Ask him (or her) what in the hell they mean by that? Or why they think you should care?

[ComerPerro]

4. I was hoping this would be a long, pseudo-intellectual tirade

You know, the ones that talk about how liberals are undermining our society and how Clinton made a secret pact with the Devil to make sure that 9/11 would happen (so Bush would look bad).

[sui generis]

6. don't forget don't forget

he also caused the tsunami. I mean, don't you think it's kind of a strange coincidence that he's going to be heading up the relief effort now? He was clearly bored and needed something to do so he thought to himself: cigar, tsunami, cigar, tsunami.

Quick call Fox News. We may have another winner.

[ComerPerro]

8. Drudge Report: BREAKING: Bill Clinton caused the Tsunami

[sui generis]

5. here's one

you repugs have no brains or punctuation only puke

[Liberal In Texas]

7. Hmm, looks like a "child that got left behind." n/t

[Up2Late]

9. Or you could reply...

Noooooooo! You are! You got no Soul,
You RePukes are full of Bile and Hate!!!!!!!!

The word Bile would probable drive that person nuts, because they probably don't know what it is, and they HATE looking things up
<read with a Redneck accent> "IN Some of them, thar' Fancy-smansey BOOKS".:dunce:

And use a lot of Punctuation Marks, They REALLY hate punctuation.:evilgrin:

[Bridget Burke]

11. So, how did you reply?

Share with us...

[Melynn]

13. That sentence doesn't make any sense

I think that is a parody e-mail. People really don't think that way....do they? Please tell me that adult people don't think that way. Please! :scared:

[DalvaThree]

14. right wing wierdos think like that

not all, but the real fascist ones do....

[MsTryska]

15. hee hee...

i would have had to go with:

"beg pardon? I only speak english."

[gratuitous]

17. Response

Wow, with your trenchant, biting analysis, I'm sure it's only a matter of time before Fox News snaps you up. Of course, they seem to be pretty full-up with crazy right now, but keep plugging away. Your unmistakable talent will surely carry the day.

[troubleinwinter]

19. I like it.

It has the usual lack of content and intelligence, but is uniquely concise.

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