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Roxy66 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 11:59 PM
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Hey, did you guys read Wonkette's Live blogging of Bush...Hillarious!
http://wonkette.com/

Live-Blogging the State of the Union

Oh, by the way, this is Wonkette, back for a special live guest-blog appearance....

9:05 Ladies and Gentlemen: that guy.... did that guy just try to kiss him? I know I would.
9:06 Frist has dead cat under arm. No, wait, has dead cat as tie.
9:06 Laura claps like she's beating eggs.
9:06 Purple fingers okay. I wonder about the members with purple thumbs.
9:09 You think in Iraq they're practicing this? They're practicing symbolic acts, maybe. Symbolic acts alone in their rooms.
9:11 Cheney and Hastert, he heart attack twins
9:11 The state of our childrens' union will be traditional, that's what. None of that gayness.
9:12 Mccain looking... not happy
9:13 Hillary... not happy. Hillary..... on luudes.
9:16 Denny Hastert, made completely of clay
9:16 NO MORE ASBESTOS CLAIMS.... what a rallying cry
9:17 Could have used some of that improved medical technology to improve going-to-war-for-weapons-that-weren't-there kind of errors.
9:17 Cheney claps when it comes to healthcare. Or he claps when someone presses the button to make him do so
9:18 Ethanol!!!!! "BETTER FUEL EFFICIENCY" Doesn't have quite the ring of "axis of evil"
9:19 Hastert wants cheeseburger now.... good thing he has one in his pocket.
9:19 Taxes incoherent! Taxes totally drunk.
9:20 OOhhhh. Changing system op to bottom... he's talking my language!
9:20 Btw, whoever was the first goon to stand up and clap at every instance in the 1960s or whenever, they should be shot.
9:22 Operative translates: "I have a message for you that are 25: for you, you're getting a royal reaming. Also, Social Security was created decades ago.... as a dance troupe." Says another: "In those days, we gave a shit what happened to old folks."
9:24 NUMBERS? He's talking numbers? No wonder people are groaning. I thought we elected this president in order to avoid thinking about math!
9:25 Cheney: Groan all you want, weenies, we control all branches of government......More, even funnier!

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barbaraann Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 12:03 AM
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1. We need live-blogs for Rush, Hannity, Savage, etc.
That's one of my dreams--RSS live-blogs for all of the rightwing talkshow hosts.
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Roxy66 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 12:04 AM
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2. Ohhh....I would love that
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Proud2BAmurkin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 12:05 AM
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3. I don't get it
:shrug:
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Roxy66 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 12:07 AM
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4. She was doing a live Minute-by-Minute
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