Laura Bush to end street gangs in America

[oldlady]

I'm still chuckling over that this morning. The only thing as funny was when she failed to applaud Bush's "protection" of marriage statements-- although her seat mates applauded, she stared straight ahead. Guess that's the first step of defiance to steel her backbone for the streets, eh?

[Eric J in MN]

1. That's funny.

Maybe she was thinking, "Protect our marriage from what?"

[Spinzonner]

2. His other wife

and SoS

[NYC]

3. Yes, I can just see her ending street gangs.

Amazing. Such outrageous lies.

[shadowknows69]

7. Well once she morphs from Stepford wife mode

into full terminator mode(Arnie's gonna loan her some spare parts) street gangs won't be a problem. They'll be deploying the Laura Mk V "freedomnator" to Iraq soon too once we pay china to manufacture them for us.

[displacedtexan]

4. Just another "Nancy Girl?"

Will Laura tell gang members to "Just Say No!" ??????

[tishaLA]

18. "Just Say Yo"

L-Dogg is in the hizzouse!

[no_hypocrisy]

5. Somehow I just don't see Laura Bush succeeding where Officer

Krupski failed with the Jets and the Sharks.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

6. fucking comical... laura bringing the bloods to the lord. Betty Bowers is

gonna have a blast with this one!

[notadmblnd]

8. She must mean the gangs

of little girls that play hopscotch outside on the sidewalk. Or maybe she means the gangs of pre school boys that hang out in the sand box?

[NYC]

11. It's the hopscotch gangs.

You are correct. (I just couldn't really envision her bullying the Bloods and the Cryps into submission. Must be those ferocious hopscotch gangs. They've been firmly entrenched in American society since I was a kid. About time someone did something.)

[Jamastiene]

9. Hahahahahahaha

Who does she think she's kidding? I've have officially heard it all now.

[ananda]

10. Laura? ending street gangs?

Good grief. What about the Bush gangs?

Sue

[durablend]

15. "Laura Bush in Da Hood": coming to a theater near you

Will it be a comedy or a horror? :crazy:

[HawkerHurricane]

12. She'll have as much success as Nancy Reagan

I mean, remember how rampant drug use was in the 80's, and how now there's none?

[warrior1]

13. I've heard

that Diane Feinstein is trying to get $250 million to fight gangs in a new bill. Maybe he's ursuring her on that goal.

[H2O Man]

14. Oh ye of little faith!

I suggest that you keep your eyes glued to Fox News today, because by noon EST, I fully expect the Gangs of New York to be trading in their weapons for school vouchers. These gangs need to reject violence, and respect women. Then after they graduate, they need to join the military and go kill men, women, and children in Iraq.

[LostInAnomie]

16. What's she gonna do? Run 'em over with her car.

Oh yes, I went there.

[TheUnspeakable]

17. and I'm glad you did !!!! LOL!! N/T

[Dawgs]

19. Don't ever forget...

It's all about money with these people. It's just another way of allowing another Bush to play with millions.

[journalist3072]

20. Pls Explain

I didn't watch the SOTU. Couldn't stomach watching him lie like that, so I tuned out.

Anyway, what was said about Pickles and ending gangs???

[yella_dawg]

21. The good thing about having a Stepford Wife

is that you can reprogram it to do anything.

Just insert the RoboCop expansion module.

[Crankie Avalon]

22. Didn't watch the SOTU, but are you sure her not applauding was "defiance?"

Maybe she was just so tranqued out of her mind that she couldn't follow along enough to know when she was supposed to clap. Take as many Valiums and Halcyons as she must have and you wouldn't know where you were, either.