Bumper stickers in redneck little town I inhabit:

[callous taoboy]

GOD HATES FAGS

FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

BUSH CHENEY '04

I shit you not, this was on the back of a hillbilly's truck.

[Lautremont]

1. Did you stick a banana in the tailpipe?

Though I suppose that could get you shot. What a world.

[callous taoboy]

2. Well, my gut instinct is

to glare at him in his rearview mirror, but I have to behave myself because he may be a parent at our school. And, no, I don't want to get shot.

[natrat]

3. you need a god hates redneck sticker

[arcane1]

5. how about "God hates haters"

[lebkuchen]

4. His kid probably has "a fag" for a teacher

Be comforted in that thought, for at least his child is in good hands. :)

[Sir Jeffrey]

6. I live in a redneck town too...

I saw one last week that said "Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun"

btw It was on the back of one of those monstrous SUV's.

[Fovea]

7. I think an exact dupe of that bumper sticker

with the name Janklow would work well.

[Devil Dog Dem]

8. "Laura Bush's car has killed more people than my gun"

'nuff said

[Sir Jeffrey]

9. Hey now, these are rednecks...

You can't expect them to get a joke like that right?

But you are making me consider contacting a local printer...:)

[ernstbass]

10. Greetings from another redneck town

I saw one yesterday that said "How can a moral wrong be a right?"

[callous taoboy]

12. Before the fraudulent election

I saw a few "Who would Al-qaeda vote for?"

[zbdent]

11. "God loves - Republicans hate"

[bunkerbuster1]

13. Some recent samplings from my redneck 'burb

W: STILL the president

Vietnam Veterans Against John Kerry

"Work Harder! A Democrat needs your tax dollars!"

[windlight]

15. a good one would be...

Work harder...Those Millionaires need a Tax Cut.

[bunkerbuster1]

16. Absolutely

first thing that came to mind. Although "billionaires" is a good deal more ack-rat.

[KamaAina]

14. (snarf) That almost works as haiku

the syllables are just a wee bit off, but still... :-)