Amazing new bill to be introduced by Cynthia McKinney

[poe]

Washington-A controversial piece of legislation is set to be introduced by Georgia congresswoman Cynthia McKinney. Titled "The Jowl Limitations Act", (HR 666), seems to have hit a nerve in the Republican headquarters creating quite a flap. When asked what she felt this bill could accomplish Ms. McKinney stated, "I think it's time we restricted the number of pendulous slabs of flesh allowed in the halls of Congress. I mean how many dewlaps is enough. I'm not that tall and I'm tired of being slapped in the face by some corpulent white guys chin. Hey they're drowning us all in their gravy spills, it's gross."
When asked for comment Dennis Hastert wiping the gravy off of his tie said, "Hold on, mmm boy that was good, now what was the question, oh yeah. This is another example of playing politics. In America we believe in freedom and that means freedom to have as many chins as you would like. Now if you'll excuse me,brrppgh, I've got a luncheon to attend.
One of the bills most ardent supporters Dennis Kucinich, (R) Ohio, said, "It's not some kind of vegetarian conspiracy as reported in much of the media. We're not asking them to give up meat, it's a matter of reconceptualizing what you think of as meat."

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1. ROTFLMAO!

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[mopaul]

2. hee hee hee

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[dbt]

4. no shit!

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[Rainbowreflect]

3. LOL Now I have the giggles.