Coulter on 2004 Super Bowl halftime show: "simulated interracial sex"

[Fenris]

Right-wing pundit Ann Coulter referred to the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show performance featuring singers Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake as "simulated interracial sex," claimed that college professors make controversial statements to get "laid by coeds with hairy armpits who probably don't like men," and called the presence of "girls" in the military "appalling" -- all in one night of cable news appearances.

On the February 7 edition of FOX News' Hannity & Colmes, Coulter criticized ads that aired during the 2005 Super Bowl, saying, "this is juvenile, 4-year-old humor," and added: "And last year's Super Bowl show, ooh, simulated interracial sex." During the 2004 performance, Timberlake ripped a piece of Jackson's clothing, briefly exposing one of her breasts in what Timberlake later called a "wardrobe malfunction."

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[davidinalameda]

1. poor Ann

she's lost it

how can anyone take her seriously anymore--hell, how could anyone ever take her seriously at any time

[ewagner]

2. Okay..that does it...

she is now Certifiably INSANE!

[BrklynLiberal]

3. Her psychiatrist needs to increase the dosage of her meds.

[CBGLuthier]

4. Takes something like her to focus on interracial

Wouldn't simulated sex have summed up her opinion well enough.

No it was that extra special nasty kinda "interracial" sex.

[hatrack]

5. I don't usually give Lil' Annie Fanny much thought - it's not necessary

But this has certainly earned today's :wtf: award.

[Mr_Spock]

6. She's so funny. You'd think other RW nut jobs would want her to shut up!

I mean, having a psychotic person saying utterly insane things does tend to make the normal RW nut jobs look more sane, but she is as looney as it gets!

[Bluebear]

7. Please, they feel the same about "race mixing" and "homos"

They're probably all nodding their heads thinking "At last someone is finally saying these things, plus she's 'hot'".

[RedCappedBandit]

23. I wonder...

These people claim to "support our troops" then say things like that. I wonder, how would a female in the military respond? :wtf:

[MARALE]

26. As a female Navy vet

I wish she would join and see what the females in the Marines would do to her. I was in awe of these women when I was in. They were smart and strong and I would rather have one of them on my side than many male marines. Most were very pretty as well.

[Tracer]

8. It's beyond me ...

... why this stupid, ignorant bitch gets even one second of air time.

[BuyingThyme]

9. If same-race couples have sex...

are they "simulating" interracial sex?

[rkc3]

16. When Ann has hate sex with her dildo - does that constitute

inter-racial sex?

[BuyingThyme]

18. No, that constitutes deforestation.

[Placebo]

10. I think she's finally realized her place in the cosmos...

as an amusing aberration/anomaly and not someone with anything to say worth listening to.

[PROGRESSIVE1]

11. The REPUBLIKLAN strikes again!

[Blue_Tires]

12. it's probably what turns her on n/t

[Stirk]

13. People, she's a type of clown. That's all.

She's a 21st century clown. Her make-up is meant for the TV cameras instead of the big top, but the schtick is the same.

Like all clowns, her act is centered around making you want to kick her in the ass.

[TomClash]

14. ". . . coeds with hairy armpits who don't like men"

Finally, a topic Ann Coulter is no doubt intimately familiar with.

[flamingyouth]

25. Everyone I knew in college shaved her underarms

But then again, I was in a sorority. :D

[Walt Starr]

15. Remember, Coulter is the leading edge of the Neo-conservative movement

She lauded the budget deficits the first year even before 9/11 because driving the nation so deep in debt meant we could cut social programs.

Fast forward to today's budget proposal and Social Security Scam.

She lauded "killing their leaders, taking over their countries and converting them to Christianity."

Fast forward to Iraq today and their leaders are being killed, their country has been taken over, and the Reichwing fundies are attempting to convert as we speak.

What Ann Coulter spews as vile garbage today become policy tomorrow. Mark my words. She's the cutting edge to get the brainless morans (sic) at the bottom of the food chain of Reichwing fundiness on board with their schemes.

[almostfamous74]

17. Did anyone actually see this last night?

She is certifiably insane...She kept mentioning something about how the MTV generation found all of this funny, the godaddy.com ad was insulting to her "intelligence" and the next thing we'll see is, and i shit you not, "poo-poo sandwiches on tv." She kept repaeating poo-poo sandwiches for some odd reason and resorted to her complaining about how Ellis H was not allowing her to speak.

INSANE!

[w13rd0]

20. From what I understand...

...she's known for her skatology fascination in the "singles" scene.

It's a love hate relationship with excrement for her, the combination of any kind of excrement with any bodily orifice. I mean, anyone that feels the need to wear dishwashing gloves to give a hand job is likely a little off.

You do have to wonder what made her that way though. Of course, a middle aged working class minority woman would be locked up for exhibiting the behavior that she does. She gets speaking gigs. Gotta wonder...

[ourbluenation]

21. what does she know about sex...

she's a never-been-married christian.

[Hobarticus]

19. She'd set herself on fire for attention...

Ignore her. Like any other festering boil, it'll go away.

[ProfessorGAC]

22. Sounds To Me Like Ann Is Manifesting Overt Racism

She's either completely out of her mind, or this is the greatest piece of schtick in political history.

But, i notice she doesn't define why "INTERRACIAL" simulated sex is an issue. If she objects to simulated sex on the halftime show, she doesn't need to use the modifier "interracial". The use of that term is evidence that what bothered her was that Janet Jackson is black. That would fit every possible definition of racism.
The Professor

[SOS]

24. Speaking of simulated sex

Here's that great picture of Coulter simulating a sex act on a plastic clown:

[tom_paine]

27. As insane as Julius Streicher.

http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/biography/Streicher.html

So many Streicher's this time around, due to the expanding number of "media outlets" inthe Amerikan Empire.

As insane as Streicher, who was ALSO a Paragon of Nazi Conventional Wisdom.

As is Ann Coulter.

[mitchum]

28. Coulter's act is getting VERY old...

and it's time she updated it. Lifting weights with hooks attached to her penis? I dunno.

[BrklynLiberal]

29. CONSERVATIVE VIRGINS DONATE BLOOD FOR COULTER’S BATH

This is a riot!

When best-selling author Ann Coulter arrived at Charles Coughlin College in Lynchville, Illinois, Ceci Lawrence was shocked." She looked so different from her photos," the 22-year old co-ed marveled." She had these long, bony fingers, and her skin was all stretched and thin like rice paper, and I remember thinking during her speech: she looks like a talking kite." It was then that Ceci and several of her sorority sisters resolved to do something for their distinguished visitor.
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