I'm sad that I'm a man and can't have an Abortion

[Sandpiper]

I wish I could get pregnant, just so that I could have the opportunity to abort.


(that should make the trolls blind with rage)

[AnnInLa]

1. LOL....But, let's stop the abortion threads for awhile

and concentrate on what is wrong with the bush admin budget, the war, the Patriot Act, etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc

There is a particular forum here on DU for abortion threads....let's use them so we don't get wedged by outsiders pretending to be insiders.

[seaj11]

2. LOL!

I know, I just want to have one abortion after another...

Okay, sarcasm off.

[Retired AF Dem]

3. Well keep it in your pants

and no one will have to make that decision. :)

[Stop_the_War]

4. LOL

[AlCzervik]

5. i wish for the drive through window option

i'll have an abortion oh and combo meal #2 please.

[displacedtexan]

6. Oh, but you can do something really fun for the cause!

When I see a group of freepers outside of Planned Parenthood, I yell to my daughter, "LOOK, HONEY! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD GET AN ABORTION HERE!"

Then I thank the freepers for pointing out the location.

It's fun to watch their heads explode!


On Edit: Capital I

[Modem Butterfly]

12. I wore a Lesbian Avengers t-shirt when I took a friend to get an abortion

It was at the Lovejoy Surgicenter in Portland, and there were a number of protestors. That clinic had been bombed before, and would be bombed again. I escorted my friend inside and then hung around front talking to the protestors about how I wasn't there for an abortion. Talk about heads exploding!

[DrWeird]

7. Fetuses have their own DNA.

That means they should all be removed from women post haste.

[AlCzervik]

8. My fetus robbed the bank...check it's dna!!!

[Dark]

10. Yea, my fetus made me do it!

Oh, we're going straight to hell.

[displacedtexan]

9. That thread was hilarious! The uneducated masses are out & about!

I suggested reading "Antigone" to see what happens when legal and moral arguments collide within a family.

[Warpy]

11. Poor baby. You get a toaster oven with your third abortion.

and the points add up quickly after that! Hey, if you get enough abortions in a year, you get a NEW CAR!

[blondeatlast]

13. Not only that, but you miss out on martinis and manicures with the service

Us women do have our advantages.

Damn, now EVERYONE will want one.

[Anakin Skywalker]

14. Baiting the Trolls.

LOL!