(PHOTO) Caption this......

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[CatBoreal]

1. Today, President George W. Bush took friends on a tour of the...

...recently remodeled Middle East.

The President proudly told visitors that he had done chosen the motif by himself.

[whistle]

2. Even with a magnifying glass I can't make out who the people...

...on the carpet are. But here it goes. "Gee Mr. President this is one hell of a 4th of July fireworks show!"

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10. The people on the carpet are just ordinary citizens

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3. ...by the way, the flag on the ground is Iran's flag

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4. "Toto, I don't think we're in Iraq any more."

[Ian David]

5. Mission Accomplished

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9. Wow - great

[whistle]

13. Yes, sorry to say, that seems to be shrub's ultimate goal

[Warpy]

6. I didn't know we'd get to keep our clothes in the Rapture!

[CrispyQ]

7. "Democracy! Isn't it beautiful!"

[AnnInLa]

8. Oooooh, yall are GOOD!

[HysteryDiagnosis]

11. Caption....

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12. good one

[whistle]

14. Oh jesus, this is not funny, it fact it is all too Dr. Strangeloveian!

[LittleClarkie]

15. Bush and his friends went out for a three hour tour... a three hour tour

Skipper!

[Swamp Rat]

16. "Pop goes the weasel!" n/t

[No Exit]

17. "O I have slipped the surly bonds of earth,

and bombed the face of God!"

[Albert Cirrus]

18. It works?

"I thought deterrence would work, damn!"

[Tactical Progressive]

19. The Iranians will greet our freedom mushrooms

on their flying carpets.

[Jamastiene]

20. Ride, Magic Carpet Ride

Well, it was the first thing that came to mind.

[autorank]

21. I love the smell of radiation in the afternoon. Smells like Halliburton